go a head say a joke best one gets 10 pts
2006-08-25 12:18:49 · 10 answers · asked by Darkness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three guys are stuck in a jungle with a Huge beast. The beast tells the guys if they bring good food, than he wont eat them.
So the first guy goes and brings Hot Dogs. The beast eats it and is still hungry so he eats the first guy.
He tells the second guy the same thing. The second guy goes and brings mexican food. The beast eats it and is still hungry. So he eats the second guy.
He tells the third guy the same thing. If he brings good food, he wont eat him and he will spare his life. So the third guy goes and doesnt come back!
Three girls walk into a store. A parrot in his cage screams "white, pink, yellow"
The girls turn around to each other, and the first one sais, "Hey! Im wearing a white underwear!"
The second girl sais "Im wearing a pink underwear!"
The third one sais "Im wearing a yellow underwear!"
The girls shocked decided to play a little trick on the parott. So the next day they walk in, and the paratt yells, " white, white, white"
The girls stunned walk out of the shop.
The next day the girls walk in and the parott yells, "Curly, Straight, Bald!
2006-08-25 12:26:05 · answer #1 · answered by Happily Married 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol sorry so long but it's worth it this is funny!!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
and if that didn't make u laugh go to dis website lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbD2gXtNX94
lol deyr tight!!!!
lol lil ghetto is funny!
2006-08-25 19:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by MGM 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A joke
2006-08-25 19:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a ******?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'
2006-08-25 19:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A black guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, that's neat! Where did you get that thing?" The parrot says "Africa!"
2006-08-25 19:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by lust_for_life1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't old people like to have sex in the morning?
Ever tried to pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
2006-08-25 19:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
2006-08-25 19:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said it and you couldn't even hear me, should I have typed it?
2006-08-25 19:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by cjh1221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you do when your dishwasher stops working...? "you slap the ***** and tell her to get back to work"...i know, its mean
2006-08-25 19:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by hard times 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no.
2006-08-25 19:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋