I am not going to bring you things like little surprises,
unless you call leaving my dirty socks on the floor, "a surprise",
but if they are left there they better not stay there for long (hope you take that hint)
I am not one to chain you down,
but I doubt you get out of the basement room very often.
You WILL "SERVICE" my friends when they need it,
and you will wash my truck.
Interested?
Let me know.
I will contact you when ready.
2006-08-25 12:17:40 · 8 answers · asked by vrrmrrmr 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I am sure your email inbox must be overflowing with offers.
Very good and funny by the way. ;-)
I see by the answers that some 'innocents' are taking the bait. ;-)
2006-08-25 12:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will tell you no woman wants a demanding man and you can't pick up for yourself I'm sorry but a woman want little surprise brought home so fellow your better change your life style cause the way you sound you will stay single for the rest of your life
2006-08-25 19:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by swwsept 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol aww ur so sweet i bet the girls will b queing round the block 4 u sweetness u sound like u'd bring so much 2 a realationship imagine letting someone run round after your fat lazy *** oh my gosh i dont know if i could contain my excitement at the thought of it and if u dont mind sharing me then id b duty bound to perform any little extras u had in mind U R SOOOOO FUNNY and im a sarcastic cow
2006-08-25 19:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by sarah71397 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is a joke; nobody would intentionally be this stupid,unyielding and unpleasant. Buy a blow-up doll and let the rest of us move on.
2006-08-25 19:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by tesorotx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should do those mail order bride things...you sound perfect and the only way your going to get what you want is by paying for it because no woman would put up with an arrogant a** like you!
2006-08-25 19:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh shoot I forgot to feed the wife today, she is locked in the attic. Thanks for reminding me. Talk to ya later brother
2006-08-25 19:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by Billy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-08-25 19:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Dak B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
real nice way to try and find a GOOD woman.........loser
2006-08-25 19:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by lost in love 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋