2006-08-25 12:16:38 · 21 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would explain the lack of enthusiasm for sex and why there's only one God maybe.
2006-08-25 12:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am becoming increasingly insulted with every post I see, but I will say this politely. Please, do not insult our Creator, what have we done to you? We only insult your atheist beliefs because you constantly ignore the mature thing to do:
LEAVE OTHER RELIGIONS ALONE
Please, do not make me blow up more violently then Krakatoa, because, from a verse in the Bible, he who is slow to anger is slow to wwrath, and in case you do not know what wrath is, read this please.
Main Entry: 1wrath
Pronunciation: 'rath, chiefly British 'roth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wr[AE]ththo, from wrAth wroth -- more at WROTH
1 : strong vengeful anger or indignation
2 : retributory punishment for an offense or a crime : divine chastisement
Merriam Webster always comes through in a pinch, I hope you now better understand my reason for retaliating so violently in a verbal manner to inconsiderate questions and remarks such as this. Thanks!!
P.S. I think that there is enough chance of God being a panda as there is you to stop being such an moron. In short, it is infinitely impossible. Unless of course, you could stop being a moron if you would take into consideration God's message. On the other hand, there is absolutely NO chance of God, our divine Creator, being a furry Chinese mammal/woodland creature.
2006-08-25 19:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I look suspiciously like a Panda and my Mothers name was Ping. I once read that we were made in gods image, so given that I look like a Panda, and smell like a Panda and I eat Bamboo exclusively, god is a Panda.
Either that or a balding middleaged white guy with dark circles under his eyes and horrible oral hygiene.
2006-08-26 00:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
of course the chances are great since god created pandas, then god is also a panda......
2006-08-25 23:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are the chances that you are an asinine philistine? Try reading Galations 6, v 7 & 8. Of course if you don't believe what you read - tough. Go well, and God Bless!
2006-08-25 19:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not insult god, and btw, god is the one who created pandas so he cant be as dumb or/and be a panda to create everything.
2006-08-25 19:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by voodoochild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, none - since he made us (according to a certain myth) in his image. If that would be true, we'd all be pandas.
2006-08-25 19:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Kirtap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created pandas, you know it doesn't make sense,
Peace
2006-08-25 19:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by trace 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's just plain silly, everbody knows that god is an oak tree, her name is Fred.
2006-08-25 19:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Unknown Oscillator 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-25 19:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋