I am not going to bring you things like little surprises,
unless you call leaving my dirty socks on the floor, "a surprise",
but if they are left there they better not stay there for long (hope you take that hint)
I am not one to chain you down,
but I doubt you get out of the basement room very often.
You WILL SERVICE my friends when they need it,
and you will wash my truck.
Interested?
Let me know.
I will contact you when ready.
2006-08-25 12:15:39 · 20 answers · asked by vrrmrrmr 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you must be bored but thanks for the 2 points and the laugh to go with it...lol lets see i will look around fro you and let you know hahaha silly
2006-08-25 12:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by liltexas36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.I have heard it all now.Buddy i know you can't be for real here.No one in their right mind would even consider such an offer from you with the conditions you are demanding.You are going to be a lonely soul with your attitude.You throw your socks or clothes around,guess what,they would stay thrown around,unless you would want to be equal and pick up after the woman as she picks up after you.What is good for the goose is good for the gander.Your friends,lol,service them,sorry but you and your buds that close,you can service them,lol.If you aren't already!What a jerk,either you did this question just to get a thrill to see how many would reply or you really are a nut job!Either or,you can take your truck,(which sounds like all you have),your nasty socks,your sweaty boyhoods and you all can go to your basement and stay there,another thing I'm married,just wanted you to know by replying that you will never be married yourself with your slop that your dishing out,and as far as looks,how is your looks?Oh i forgot,you stated you were sloppy,that's right!
2006-08-25 19:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by twjp1962 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard jessica simpson's available. ive always said she-d look better with something other than a microphone propped up against her lips!!!
2006-08-25 19:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by lovebridgesthegap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know neanderthals still existed....wow a real f u c k i n g caveman....would a drag a woman by her hair too????
2006-08-25 19:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure
Can I see picture of this Prince?
2006-08-25 19:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Jill-mommy of a cute lil fellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're sh it out of luck my friend. You might want to look for some man love if you want that type of attention. lol.
2006-08-25 19:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by stud989 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you couldnt get laid in a womens prison. i bet you need a hammer and chissel to clean your a**hole, stop looking and buy a doll.
2006-08-27 19:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by cycodad69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i predict you will remain a bachelor for the rest of your life
2006-08-25 19:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by momof9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like my dream man!
2006-08-25 19:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by angielynn219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...you sound like every guy that I have dated...very interested.
2006-08-25 19:21:07 · answer #10 · answered by sassper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋