HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
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> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
> up to bed when
> his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
> garden shed, which
> she could see from the bedroom window.
>
>
>
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> George opened the back door to go turn off the
> light, but saw that
> there were people in the shed stealing things.
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>
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> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
> house?" and he
> said "no". Then they said that all patrols were
> busy, and that he should
> simply lock his door and an officer would be along
> when available.
> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
> phoned the police
> aga in.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
> there were
> people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
> about them now
>
>
>
> cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung
> up
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
> Response unit, and
> an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and
> caught the burglars
> red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you
> said that you'd
> shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
>
> (True Story) I LOVE IT...
2006-08-25 12:08:15 · 12 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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that is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. i was crackin up!
2006-08-25 12:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Myisha B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he shot them with a camera, so that he had evidence of them. You know if the police didn't respond to another emergency call because of his trick, and if someone got hurt or died, he could be charged. While I am all in favor of police catching bad guys, especially red handed, I am even more in favor of people not getting hurt. Too many people have rushed out to defend their property, and have been killed or permanently hurt.
2006-08-25 20:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smooooooooooth
2006-08-25 19:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Michael J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r 1/2 right did it enjoy it!
2006-08-25 20:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaah roflmao thats awesome.
2006-08-25 19:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by failurbydsign427 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep
2006-08-25 19:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by jl_68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious LOLâº
2006-08-25 19:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by YEA SON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ILOVED IT! REAL IRONY IN REAL LIFE.
2006-08-25 19:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by r_arnott2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! thx u made my day
2006-08-25 19:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LMAO.
2006-08-25 19:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by l_horton4nightfall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋