Will billboards, T.V. ads, and cool looking signs work? I only have two months. The people need me.
2006-08-25 12:06:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
the ones that you mentioned will help...but you also must have an "VOTE FOR CHICKEN BOY kegger with live music and the cups must say "chicken boy for mayor"
you also must go from house to house campaigning...and give out something free to everybody you talk to...some thing nice, like a CHICKEN BOY nail file.
2006-08-25 13:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All of the advertising you mention with the following message:
Vote for Chicken Boy, At least I admit I'm only gonna look out for myself.
Vote Early and Vote Often.
2006-08-25 21:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by grim reaper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grassroots campaign. Ask your friends to vote for you as a write-in. Pass out buttons that say "Vote for Chicken Boy--I Don't Suck Like Everyone Else!" You're sure to win. I'd vote for you if I lived in your city.
2006-08-26 19:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by bunstihl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to sell them on your platform, or roost. What do you offer the people? You must stress your opponent is not worth crowing about. Tell the people if you win office you'll change the town's pecking order so the little peeps will have more than just chicken feed.
2006-08-27 14:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First and foremost, change your last name. Kennedy or Bush seems like a natural choice in politics.
Then choose a political party. Since you're a chicken, I would imagine you like PETA, so the Green Party seems like a natural choice.
At last, start fundraisers accross farms all around your city.
And here's your slogan:
"Chicken Boy will 'pluck' the criminals off our streets."
2006-08-25 19:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by RatherTallFella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slogan:
Vote fowl, not foul.
Paid for by Citizens to Elect Chicken Boy.
2006-08-25 19:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by KO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will vote for you Chicken Boy, even if I 'm not from your city.
2006-08-26 20:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself. You would get plenty of votes if anyone from Answers could vote.
2006-08-28 15:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promise things like I will give each person 100 grand out of the federal tresury (even though it's like empty) to every one of my voters!
2006-08-25 19:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bribe the voters with gifts of free eggs and feather dusters.
2006-08-25 19:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Perplexed Music Lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋