3 men get ship wrecked on an island & are soon found by a pack a cannibals. They are brought to the head cannibal.
Head cannibal: If you want your freedom you must go off into the jungle and bring back 10 of a fruit.
So the three men set off on they're separate tracks.
The first man returns with 10 apples.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those apple up your bum without any emotion. If you show emotion we will eat you!
So the man starts 1..2.. ARR he screams & he is killed.
The second man arrives with 10 berries.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those berries up your bum without any emotion... if you show emotion we will eat you!
So he starts, thinking this should be easy 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. HAHAHA!! he got to 8 and burst out laughing. He was killed immediately.
The first man and second man meet in heaven.
First man: Why the hell did you laugh? You were almost there?
Seccond man: I couldn't help it i saw the third guy coming with pinapples!!!
2006-08-25 11:48:05 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i seen it on here b4 buh i styl love it!
2006-08-25 11:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by iiTz DiiPset 5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wanna hear a funny joke...I heard this one from Larry The Cable Guy:
"One time I came home and my wife was sitting on a recliner and she was wearing crotchless panties and she was like u want some of this big boy ans I was like HELL no not after what it did to your panties."
2006-08-25 18:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by bleh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2006-08-25 19:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ya no estoy en Y!R por Facebook! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was sooooo long, and I have such a short attention span.
2006-08-25 19:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke!!....My friend told it to me but i didn't quite get it she left out like the whole joke....haha...lol =)
2006-08-25 19:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by brookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was a good one, I liked it!
2006-08-25 19:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by Happily Married 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! i've heard this joke, but they said coconuts... but pineapples? ouch!
2006-08-25 18:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2006-08-25 19:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by PRETTY YOUNG THANG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it. keep them coming
2006-08-25 19:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!! loved it
2006-08-25 19:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by Michael J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋