I am desperately seeking someone to make me laugh! Can you help me?
2006-08-25 11:46:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
here is a joke:
Once when i was in sunday school, I knew of these two roudy boys, Ethan and Johnny. Well, Ethan and Johnny loved to make there sunday school teachers mad. And they did a great job at it, too.
So one day when they got yet ANOTHER sunday school teacher, the bishop came in and warned them, "If you boys push this new teacher past her limit, your going to come into my office."
Well, A few weeks later the bishop was walking by and heard some unusually loud voices coming out of the class room. Of course, it was Ethan and Johnny. So the bishop had the boys follow him to his office.
On their way there, Ethan whispered to Johnny, 'if it gets to hard in there, I'm going to bolt. If I do, you follow me. You follow and don't ask questions, just run, okay? THat's the plan.'
So the bishop called Ethan in while Johnny waited outside, and just to 'break the ice, he asked, "Ethan, Where's the Lord?" Ethan didn't say anything, just stared at his feet. "Ethan", the bishop said again, "Where is the Lord?". Again, Ethan just stared at his feet. The bishop said again, slightly irritated now, "Where is the Lord, Ethan? I don't want you to ignore me."
Well, Ethan had had enough. He bolted out that door, out the church, and didn't stop till two blocks later, with Johnny trailing behind him. When they finally stopped, Johnny asked, "What happened in there?!?!"
"I dunno everything," said ethan, "But the Lord is missing and they think we took him!"
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also, just for laughs, my bio-ag teacher told us that last year as a joke she sold her gold-fishes sould on ebay, and someone BOUGHT it!! lol. :)
2006-08-25 12:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Princess J9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could but it would require a toothpick, piece of paper, a slice of bacon and a penquin. It's a visual thing involving those items and a radio playing "Rock me Amedaus" on it.
2006-08-25 18:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by Emporer_Smiley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will only make you laugh if you will Marry me
2006-08-25 18:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you need a guy or a girl to make you laugh?
i'm here if you need me =D
2006-08-25 18:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry me?
2006-08-25 18:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i am funny lol but u kinda got to know me but go to youtube andsearch for funny videos
2006-08-25 18:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by thisgrrllovespurple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so cute.... ok listen i was at this fast food place and i picked up my tray to go to my table and i sliped and killed myself.. that was bad... hope you laught
2006-08-25 18:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by athina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋