Ronaldinho, George Bush, Cher, the Pope and a little boy are on a plane that's going to crash, but there are only 4 parachutes on the plane. First Ronaldinho says "I'm much loved and needed in the soccer world". He takes a bag and jumps off the plane. Then Cher says "I am needed in the music world". She takes a bag and jumps off. Next George bush says "I am the smartest president ever". He takes a bag and jumps off. Then the Pope says "Young boy, i am old and frail and my life is coming to and end, you take the last one". Then the little boy says "Don't worry old man, there's enough parachutes for us. The smartest president ever took my schoolbag". So they take the parachutes and jump off.
2006-08-25 11:31:12 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok i got one.
There were three midgets and they were walking along when they came across a genius book of world records museum.
The 1st midget wondered...
"You know what, I've got small hands. I wonder if I've got the smallest hands in the world?"
He went in and came out a second later jumping with joy and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
The 2nd midget thought...
"You know what, I've got some pretty small feet. I wonder if I've got the smallest feet in the world?"
He went in and came out a second later with a smile on his face and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest feet in the world!"
The 3rd midget was curious. He said, "You know what, I wonder if I've got the smallest dick in the world?"
He went in and came out a few minutes later looking a bit upset. He asked, "Who the hell is J-Man!"
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ha... this joke never gets old....
i know it was kinda mean but you can take it right.... and now you can use it on someone else [just change the name at the end]
[oh yeah it sounds better with the person's whole name]
2006-08-25 11:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Beans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an oldie but a goodie...i think i can top this. this one is soooo funny!
3 men get ship wrecked on an island & are soon found by a pack a cannibals. They are brought to the head cannibal.
Head cannibal: If you want your freedom you must go off into the jungle and bring back 10 of a fruit.
So the three men set off on they're separate tracks.
The first man returns with 10 apples.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those apple up your bum without any emotion. If you show emotion we will eat you!
So the man starts 1..2.. ARR he screams & he is killed.
The second man arrives with 10 berries.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those berries up your bum without any emotion... if you show emotion we will eat you!
So he starts, thinking this should be easy 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. HAHAHA!! he got to 8 and burst out laughing. He was killed immediately.
The first man and second man meet in heaven.
First man: Why the hell did you laugh? You were almost there?
Seccond man: I couldn't help it i saw the third guy coming with pinapples!!!
2006-08-25 18:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude the one about Bill Gates was better. Lunch bag? (Here's a better one, and at your level.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Idiot. Idiot, who? The president.
2006-08-25 18:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liking your work
2006-08-26 15:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2006-08-25 18:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by ethereality 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming. Viva la Bush! lol.
2006-08-25 18:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think I can cap that...
It's really funny...
And SUCH a GOOD IDEA!
Have fun,
Roy.
2006-08-26 04:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Roy R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS 10/10 Can't beat it SORRY
2006-08-25 18:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by ME666ME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it a million times, it's getting old now.
2006-08-25 19:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Omg! That was funny!
2006-08-25 18:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋