any blonde jokes or fun riddles anyone?

Answer 1

Aha!!!! Riddles!!!!!!! Brain teasing riddles. The riddles which always compel us to think that the asker is superior to us in some respects. When I was kid and I used to surprise how those people remember and create such riddles. I used to call them very intelligent, very special, mobile encyclopedia and many more excellent adjectives I used for them. But gradually with the passage of time and personality development, everything became clear. U can also fetch those excellent adjectives for u like supreme, very intelligent, mobile encyclopedia, creative and many more. At my time Internet was not available but now a day, Internet is a rich source of all types of information. The following links will be helpful to u to meet ur need for riddles, brainteasers etc.
http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/
http://www.contestcen.com/kidrid.htm
http://www.dltk-kids.com/games/general_jokes.htm
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/braint.htm
http://www.allriddles.com/
http://www.riddlenut.com/
http://www.riddles.com/
http://www.basicjokes.com/riddles.php
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=28479
http://www.humorshack.com/gw/aw/hard-riddles.shtml
http://www.braingle.com/
http://www.onlyriddles.com/
http://www.eduplace.com/math/brain/index.html
http://256.com/gray/teasers/
Please visit the above pages and see if ur appetite for riddles is satiated. Have fun with friends and others. Surprise them with ur creativity. Enjoy.

Answer 2

This is not a blonde joke or a riddle but a normal joke:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Answer 3

There were two blonde women sitting on a patio at night. The moon is in the sky, and one woman asks,
"Which is farther, the moon or Florida?"
The other woman replies, "Duh...its Florida of course! The moon's right there!"

Answer 4

A guy and a blond are in a elevator. The Blond tells the guy "T.G.I.F". The guy replies "S.H.I.T". The Blond confused asks the guy for the Meaning. The Guy tells the Blond "Sorry Hun It's Thursday."

Answer 5

Who is the skeleton with blonde hair behind the couch? The winner of hide and seek.

Answer 6

Here's a blond one!
There were 3 girls hiding in a barn..... a redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They were being chased by 3 policemen because they had stolen 3 packs of gum from a 7Eleven. They each hide in 3 big, empty burlap sacks that were lying around. The 3 policemen get out of there car and run into the barn. There is a redhead policeman, a brunette policeman, and a blond policeman. The redhead policeman kicks the bag with the redhead in it. She goes, "Meow!" and the cop says, "Oh, it is just a cat." The brunette policeman pushes the bag with the brunette in it. She goes, "Arf arf!" and the cop says, "Oh, it's just a dog." Then the blonde policeman pokes the bag with the blonde in it. And she says....................................................................... "Poooooootaaaaaaatoooooooooooessssss!" And the blonde policeman says....................................................................... "Oh, it's just potatoes!!!"


Hope you liked it!

Answer 7

What does the TGIF stand for on a blondes shoes.

Toes go in first.

Answer 8

a blonde gets pulled over the side of the road by a police man. he says mam you are going all over the road and keep swerving. she answered him there are trees all in this road and I don't want to hit one the police shakes his head and looks at her air frshener a green pine tree. :)

Answer 9

I met a blond she thought fruit punch ,, was a gay boxer ... and she thought a quarterback was a refund

Answer 10

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.