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Bought of Ebay, Had for 1 month, Came with out instructions....
Mk4 Axminster model, with optional corner tassles.
Any help appreciated

2006-08-25 11:03:45 · 42 answers · asked by Muppet_Planet 2 in Cars & Transportation Aircraft

42 answers

Firstly: You have to make sure that the carpet is aerodynamic, it may have been creased during transportation.

Secondly: the carpet only operates in temperatures above 34 degrees (refer to the book "sight-seeing" by the theif of Baghdad) so try turning up the heating to suit.

Lastly: if you've had it for 1 month then you may want to hoover it before use, this can sometimes clog the ventilaton pores needed for VTOL (Vertical Take Off and Landing).

2006-08-25 11:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by kevinmonaghan1977 3 · 1 0

Ohhh you had the tassels installed. Well there is an Airworthy directive (AD) against those tassels. Now you need to get it to a service center and have the AD complied with. They will remove the defective tassels and install the Mk. 4 silkscreen tassels, which increase lift using the oilamp scale of 1876. Now you might also want to think about getting service bulletin 23 done while you are in the shop. This adds a no-mo-skid layer to the top surface of the carpet to reduce the "fall-off" effect caused by too much velocity.

2006-08-25 15:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dport 3 · 0 0

Are you pronouncing the magic words right?
Also most will fail to take off if you are not sat direcly in the center, this is a health and safety feature built into all newer models.

You may also want to check for holes in the material as this is a well known problem with the ones available on ebay...

2006-08-25 11:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make sure you have filled it up with unleaded and not diesel, failing that check the plugs and points. If all else fails you will have to phone the R.A.C ( Royal Axminster Co.) All the best and safe travelling

2006-08-25 11:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by codge 3 · 0 0

You will need the instructions! To cut down on Flying Carpet thefts the makers installed the start button in different places on the mat, all i can tell you is its in the pattern somewhere? The optional corner tassles contain quick release fasteners detach these when racing as they cause significant drag!

2006-08-25 11:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You probably got the magic STAIN HIDING carpet, not the magic FLYING carpet. It happens all the time.

If you want this one to fly, wrap it up in a bag, go to the airport, buy a ticket, and board the plane with your bag in hand. In a few minutes, both you and your carpet will be flying.

2006-08-25 12:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 0 0

Magic carpets are a lot like airplanes.
Airplanes need gas or their going nowhere.
Magic carpets need the correct blessing from local High-Prince.
I don't know a High-Prince to help you, sorry.

2006-08-27 15:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Rusty 4 · 0 0

Need to rub the bottle it came in 3 times before trying to start

2006-08-25 11:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0 0

Yeah, the Mk4's suck.
You need to get the Mk 2000.

Get the tassles though, they help with steering.

2006-08-25 11:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 3 0

Check the ignition thread, if thats not it you might want to make sure the magic dustpump is working. Dont forget to make sure your corner tassles are properly inflated and the hydrulics on them working properly, you wouldnt want any crash landings=)

2006-08-25 11:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by puresplprix 4 · 1 0

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