Answers can be somewhat like:
"you need faith!"
2006-08-25 10:50:29 · 16 answers · asked by themicrowavemaster 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Jesus loves loves you, you just need to open your heart to him."
or
"It's all in the book, if you just read it." I have read the book. Seven times. None of it makes any sense. That's why I'm an atheist...because of knowledge, not ignorance.
2006-08-25 10:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Danzarth 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
excuse for what?
ive got some debate stories i could tell but i dont think i have enough space.
i had one person in yahoo chat called "valentinoplay" who said that he was going to pray to god so that god could kill me. he told me that in three days i would be dead. by gods hand.
apaprently god to him was an assasin for hire who accepted prayers as money.
hilarious!
THEN! after the three days went up i got a holdof him and told him i was still alive (no surprise there) he responded with "god then has a plan for you". he then proceeded to say that he wanted to go into business with me exporting computer hardware or some crap.
the guy was an idiot.
2006-08-25 17:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter how nice or kind you are. All the volunteer work doesn't matter. Helping others doesn't count for anything.
Only if I accept Christ will I go to a wonderful happy afterlife.
*rolls eyes*
2006-08-25 18:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they say things like, "I was talking to Jesus this morning and he told ME that God's will for you is ....." -- sounding like the be-all and know-all about how other people should live.
2006-08-25 17:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That man invented dinosaurs and made the bones, then planted them for scientists to "find" them. My jaw agape, I walked away.
2006-08-25 17:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Trimere 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a teenage slut once told me she would be saved because all she had to do was pray for forgiveness at the end of each night
2006-08-25 17:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he told me i needed jesus...at 8 in the morning, so he got the door closed in his face lol
2006-08-25 17:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Any variety of "You don't have to understand" or "It's called faith".
2006-08-25 18:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by KATYA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i once had a friend who told me "i cannot share (my problems) with you because you are not a christian".
i felt hurt as a friend.
2006-08-25 17:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by ash 7 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone once said the idea of being part of organized religion was ... get this ... INCONCEIVABLE !!!
2006-08-25 18:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by pezdispenserwisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋