I nicked fifty quids worth of vodka from Oddbins, got pissed, got arrested went to court and got fined a tenner. Bargain.
2006-08-25 10:43:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
It's alright Dawny. I was in court for this one a couple of years ago. I haven't stopped shoplifting since.
2006-08-25 10:51:59 · update #1
They got me with the cctv essexfriendly.
2006-08-25 10:53:45 · update #2
Did you remember my snouts?
God, I ask you to do one simple thing.
Next time, nick the razors from Tesco's(you can fit an easy £200 quids worth in your undies) and take 'em up the carboot.
Much more profitable.
2006-08-25 23:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, you may well have drunk £50 worth of Vodka and only been fined £10. But how long did you spend in the police cells being photographed, dna'd, fingerprinted, interviewed etc. If you put a price on your time then perhaps it cost you more than £50.
Plus the fact that you now have a criminal record which you have to disclose to potential employers. If I was an employer and had two equally qualified candidates and one had a criminal record for theft, I know who I would give the job to.
Your records proves that you are DISHONEST. Never mind the value of the goods. No-one wants someone DISHONEST around them. Not in their homes or their workplace.
Think about it!!!!!!!!!!!! That's if your brain works that well and is not pickled by excess alcohol!
2006-08-26 08:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sally J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coppers say that, and judges. And your gran.
I think Ronnie Biggs might have said it, the sap. Frankly anyone that returns from a lifetimes holiday in the sun because they miss jellied eels and people with buttons sewn on their clothing can't be trusted to give an opinion.
2006-08-25 17:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound so proud.
You do realise the likes of us mugs end up paying for your crime/s as in shops putting up their prices and the fact we pay for the police/courts ect ect.
CUL
2006-08-25 17:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by Melc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you say so, mate. On other levels, gaols, cemeteries, living in back alleys out of garbage cans, insane asyllums and terminal wards are like mute testimony.
2006-08-25 17:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't pay in the long run. Sure it works now, but in the end you'll get caught and they'll do more than fine you. Of course, now that you mention it, the jails in the US are pretty nice--free cable, food, gym....
2006-08-25 17:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by spunk113 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
crime does pay in your case but in may i have found that the only payment i get is in the thousands but that is just for holding a gun to the head of a chiken and saying your cluked mate
2006-08-26 10:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by dave c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your proud of this why. Why did the store have to pay for your good time. Why not try something different next time actually paying for your items.
2006-08-25 17:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surely fifty quids wortrh of vodka would have killed you! fair play tho - tenner, you got away lightly.
2006-08-26 04:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by jo p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so, you lifted 4 or 5 bottles..... thats a lot of weight/ size to tuck down your drawers, or in your bra.....
then you had enough time to drink that amount...even for a drunken slutty chav, that would take 5 days......
and then, after all thast time had passed, the police arrested you for it.
Hmmm, excuse me, but i dont think i believe you
2006-08-25 17:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋