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Why stop? I'm a girl and I masturbate all the time and I don't intend to quit.

2006-08-25 10:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by SimonSays 4 · 0 1

What would a girl know about how a man stops masturbating?

Dude, just stop if you want to.

2006-08-25 10:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by mrpeabody 3 · 0 0

oh thats easy,...

cut off your little pecker, and you'll be fine!!!

otherwise, it isn't gonna happen, you're gonna stop spanking your monkey some days and others - well lets just say your poor little monkey will just have to suffer its torments for another day.

Its in your blood, guys do this - if you're not thinking about sex, you're busy tormenting your little monkey.

Better get a chicken to choke instead.

Otherwise, get used to it. You will never stop unless it falls off from excessive use.

By the way, try to use a lubrication like a lotion or something, cause if you're not careful it will suddenly burst into flames from all that friction. If it doesn't catch fire, you will give yourself callouses on your paws and on your wiener.

2006-08-25 10:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by somber_pieces 6 · 0 1

go fishing on monday, get slice of your little dick and make a bait out of it. and when you catch a tilapia, look at it intensely and figure out how to screw 'em. then you'll notice that you stop masturbating for a moment...

2006-08-25 10:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by jverona_29 2 · 0 0

Ask Lorena Bobbit to perform a penisectomy on you like she did to her husband. Guarentee that you will never masturbate again!

2006-08-25 10:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by tailgunner 2 · 0 1

Why are you asking for tips from girls? Oh wait it is probably because you are looking for anwers like "Com have sex with me." well take your dick *** somewhere else

2006-08-25 10:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by treylynnllewelyn 2 · 0 0

Y stop? Keep up the good work. Atleast your not making babies!

2006-08-25 10:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by Feeling Froggy 3 · 0 0

thats the one thing you can never stop once you started...not an honest man alive will tell you different

2006-08-25 10:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by betty 1 · 0 1

keep up the good work it relives stress and save the girl.

2006-08-25 10:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Leave the "pleasure maker" in the pants and KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY!

2006-08-25 10:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by Rebecca M 3 · 0 1

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