I'm disappointed in the lack of creativity shown here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmZTkJqNfm4Lll_874L9Nw7zy6IX?qid=20060825142853AA1VCQm
Most creative idea for breaking any of the biblical rules this weekend gets the best answer +10.
They don't have to just be about the 10 commandments.
2006-08-25 10:37:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I am difficult! ;)
but a very good first one by spamandham!
2006-08-25 10:41:34 · update #1
So, uhh,,, pheonix...
I think it'd be a sin for me to watch you sin
hows about it?
2006-08-25 10:45:06 · update #2
I'm going to have unmarried sex with another woman, while screaming the lord's name in vain.
Then I think I'll look in on her husband. Are we talking about your wife?
Hmmmmm, all of this while I should be at church, I think. Or while in church...
2006-08-25 10:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Whoo, boy, the bar is set high for this one.
Okay, well, let's see here. I think I'll have my girlfriend get an abortion, which of course means I'll have to start by getting her pregnant this weekend. Then I'll leave some porn between the pages of the "Highlights" kids' magazines on the table at the pediatrician's office. Then I'll make a campaign donation to Hillary Clinton, and send some money to NARAL as well.
This is harder than you'd think it'd be.
Later:
I think that the name of this thread should be "The Aristocrats".
2006-08-25 10:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would invite a nun to my house to help me with praying and I would slip her a date-rape drug in her tea. While she is unconscious, I would dress her in club clothes and take her to a rave. When she comes around, I would get her to take some extasy and/or some 'shrooms. I would try to encourage her to perform an inpromtu Mass for us at the club.
Bit tame, I know. Gettin moderate in my old age.
2006-08-25 10:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I will covet my neighbor's wife and then break into my neighbor's house to tie him up and f*ck his wife right in front of him even though I have a wife. Then I'm going to steal his chainsaw and cut him up in little pieces while I am f*cking him (I threw a little homosexuality in, just in case). Then I am going to cut off his wife's head and f*ck the corpse (having sex with dead people and wasting sperm, that one has got to upset god). Next I am going to press a charge in the closest police station that my neighbor was f*cking his dead wife and my parents stole a chainsaw and killed him. After doing that I am going to my parent's house kill them both in a gory manner, pick up the pieces and make with them a statue of Azemkaiaka (which is my god) and I'm going to worship and bow down to this statue. After this session of worship I'm going to get myself drunk, dance naked in the streets and commit suicide by throwing myself of a building (thus making God mad that he didn't have a chance to kill me).
Oh, and while I'm falling I'll shout "God dammit!"
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Lot's of work put into this, but it was fun. And don't worry I'm not going to do most of these things...most of them.
2006-08-25 11:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by Filipe F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to rip a mans arm off and beat him about the head with his own arm. After he dies from brain hemorrhaging, I will have sex with his corpse and steal his boots. Then I shall go to a liquor store and rob it using the last guys arm as a weapon and get drunk on a whole mess of holy water. Whilst masturbating with a crucifix. When I'm done with that, I'll take the crucifix and slice my father's face off with it. Then I shall participate in an orgy and have "seed" wasted all over me (with animals involved) While invoking the name of thy Father Satan!
-How's that?
2006-08-25 10:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'm going to run my neighbor over with my car while he's using his precious lawn mower then I'm going to get wasted and bang his wife...then steal the lawn mower.
That should take about...3 of them right?
2006-08-25 10:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i prefer coveting my neighbors mule. or mules, they have lots of them. seem to be in heat and I figure my miniscule wang can cool off their moisty gashes.
probably urinate in the holy water or even the baptismal pool. It's a pool right? would be wrong to drop a turd in there but, hey, never know.
2006-08-25 10:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Fine then. I'll boil a damn goat in it's mothers milk while suffering a witch to live.
...this is a lot more trouble than I was expecting. Geeze you're hard to please.
2006-08-25 10:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by lenny 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you apparently not having a good weekend sinning because you are on here posting stupid questions...so why dont you get moving!
2006-08-25 10:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by Princess_777 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋