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I'm planning on doing some heavy coveting, and maybe see how many sex rules I can break in a 2 hour period... then top it off by working on the Sabbath just for the hell of it.

Oh, and drunkenness. Lots of that.


How about you?

2006-08-25 10:28:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

There are MANY rules in the bible other than the 10 commandments, people.


Show some creativity!!!!

Isn't anyone going to plan two different types of plants in one field?

Maybe wear cotton and wool together?

2006-08-25 10:32:10 · update #1

20 answers

Thou shall not bang wife in backyard at midnight.

2006-08-25 10:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 4 3

I'll break the first few commandments for sure. I'll probably also drink too much, and break some sex rules. Just standard stuff.

I definitely won't be coveting my neighbor's slave or concubine though. That one I'm sure I've never broken.

2006-08-25 17:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 2 1

I'm gonna get tattooed, wear my jeans with a t-shirt, I would do lust, but apparently since I'm married, it's no longer lust. Shame. I will take the name of God in vain. I may even eat some shellfish, even though I really do find it to be an abomination. Bleugh! I will trim my beard. I will wear men's clothing......erm, that's it, I think.

2006-08-25 17:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm going to be charitable to a homosexual.(blasphemy!)

Oh, I shall also be speaking to my wife and even touching her on occasion, which will be breaking one of the rules, as it's her "time of the month"...oooh, I feel SOOO naughty!!! (giggle)


:D

2006-08-25 18:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0 0

mild drunkeness and coveting too. I break that one 100 times a day, if I understand it right. My neighbors mostly don't have wives, they just sleep around. So, maybe my sin doesn't count much.

2006-08-25 17:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

You have fun with that.
Me, I'm planning on kicking back all day Saturday with a good book, or some good movies on the tube, or I might piddle around on the internet for a bit...and then, Sunday after church, I'll probably go to the lake with my daughter and my grandkids.
I'm sure I'll probably have alot more fun, and no hangovers, either.

2006-08-25 17:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

I do not plan on breaking any major commandments, however, I will probably start my weekend with a small infraction by telling you that you are being very foolhardy. Grow up.

2006-08-25 17:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Robert L 4 · 1 3

I live by breaking them 24-7. Don't know how to live any other way !!

2006-08-25 17:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by geminiblue26 3 · 2 1

I am a True Christian.
We have no 10 Commandments or Levitical Rules or Laws to break.

Jesus did that for us.

2006-08-25 17:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0 5

I'm not PLANNING on any of it.

Oh, and tell me where the commandment is that states "thou shalt not drink of the fruit of the vine" or something that means you should not get drunk.

2006-08-25 17:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jay 6 · 1 3

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