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I met the wife over the internet in a 20's only chatroom..I was very nice and kind plus i used a pics of a guy that i got from a gay porn site. Eventually she fell in love with me when we met at a neutral location face to face she was disapointed by my dishonesty. But i was able to use the love card and say that if she really loved me that she would love me for my inside not my outside..To my astonishment this worked and we got marriend..since then ive been cynical and mean and rude to her ever since i tricked her into marriage..How did you reel in your perfect ten?

2006-08-25 10:22:07 · 15 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

15 answers

Ha ha ha! What you don't know is that your wife is banging the pool boy...and your children are not biologically related to you. When she consults the law firm of Bend, Over, and Takeit to file for divorce, she will get all your $$$...you won't be able to afford your junk food and you will lose your manly 60-inch waistline! ☺ How will you find another woman then, huh?

2006-08-26 05:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 2 0

Hello! Not every body is tricked into marriage! Some people are descent and love their spouse and treat them well!

2006-08-25 10:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Jen H 2 · 0 0

My hubby didn't have to trick me, I went willingly. No lies, 100% faithfulness, 17 years under the bridge. GOOD LUCK!

2006-08-25 15:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by chulita 5 · 0 0

What a sad guy you are.Perhaps your wife will trick you into a divorce.

2006-08-25 10:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0 0

If I would be your wife and you are mean, cynical and rude to me, I would kick your lying a.. and feed you to the aligators.

2006-08-25 10:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Angel****1 6 · 0 0

My sympathies to your make believe wife.

2006-08-25 11:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer W 1 · 0 0

yuo need help to get your esteem up my dear. Thet is pretty low

2006-08-25 11:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell your fictional wife she has my sympathies.

2006-08-25 10:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by MC 4 · 1 0

Your a strange duck!

2006-08-25 10:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by mxamy 3 · 2 0

I put out some tuna and go "here, kitty, kitty, kitty"

2006-08-25 10:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by Demon of hand-writing analysis 5 · 0 0

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