2006-08-25 09:30:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Ok I think I figued it out . I gave him a plastic bag to play with and set him down unattended by the swimming pool. It's Ok my two pit bulls are watching him.
2006-08-25 10:21:14 · update #1
your doing it all wrong ya jack asss. make him a bottle of warm milk and mix it with some rat poisen. god dam whats so hard about figuring that out.
2006-08-25 09:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 8⤋
I agree..You are not even close to being funny. It seems that you need a lot of attention though and will say anything to get it. That's quite sad. I hope you enjoy the attention Yahoo Answers gives you when they ban your account.
2006-08-26 23:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Leigh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you're not even funny. And the remark about pit bulls...they are great dogs!!! You're an ***!
2006-08-27 03:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by littlerandiheather 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, please tell me you're joking.
And actually, even if you are, it's really not funny. There are many kids out there with serious mental and physical conditions brought on by Shaken-Baby Syndrome. Those are just the unlucky ones who happen to survive.
There are people here who post that have to live and work with children that suffer from this. You really need to watch what you say, before you offend someone.
Side note: I couldn't seem to stop myself- I reported you. It needed to be done.
2006-08-25 17:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by VeJa_1 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Your baby probably has colic or he/ she is ill. You should never shake a baby because you could cause damage to the brain and other areas.
Locking a baby in a car is child abuse and if your neighbors want they could call children services or even the cops. That is very wrong....
2006-08-25 16:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Hm, this isn't funny. Nice attempt to make us all have a big laugh.
It's original though, I'll have to give you that.
2006-08-27 12:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Shaikoh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously there is something terribly wrong with you. How can you even joke about shaking a baby when that is something that happens all too often? you must have something better to do than display your ignorance to everyone on here. like play in the traffic!!
2006-08-25 16:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
So you were a 12 year old boy?
Then you were a pediophile
NOW your a father with a baby?
Your sick. Very sick. Your laughing at the response's arn't you? LAUGHING. LAUGHING. Because it's all so funny isn't it? Your LAUGHING at us . . . our meer attempts to tell you how stupid you are.
Well it's past the point of you being some silly teen, or odd adult who asks silly questions. You have problems, and I really mean that. You always hear people on Yahoo Answers say "Oh ya your a retard" or "um you have problems".
You DO have problems or perhaps you are ill. Whatever you have you need treatment for it. This is sad . . . to think there are people out there like you. Please, get help. PLEASE get help, I mean it.
2006-08-25 16:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 4⤋
Give me your address so I can report you, that way they'll take him away from your sick ***! Oh, and if you were my neighbor and I witnessed that, I would have knocked our your windows, and called the police on you. Better yet, how about we shake you and then lock you into your car!
2006-08-25 16:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by curly98 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I think you are trying to yank some chains here.....any IDIOT knows you NEVER EVER NEVER SHAKE A BABY......
You could cause mental retardation, or kill him. I work with a little girl who cannot eat, move her hands or feet, or talk because she was shaken as a baby. I don 't think you're funny at all.
Why would shaking someone calm them down.
If you lock your child in a car, you should be locked in a jail cell, but I am not going to bother being upset because I think you are immature and trying to be funny and get reactions from people.
2006-08-25 16:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by jm1970 6 · 6⤊ 5⤋
i agree with sonic good one hes very sick even if a child they shouldnt be thinking that they will probley turn out bad aswell
2006-08-25 17:28:02 · answer #11 · answered by nicole 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋