Why do so many of you idolize my Mexican Gardener? Just because his name is Jesus is no reason to worship him. Even I know that. But half of you nutbags get all up in arms when I tell you that he has a gardening issue and then tell me Im going to hell for trying to help him. Even if he did have the power to send me to hell he wouldnt cause I just bought him a brand new John Deere.
Are you having issues distinguishing your Jesus Christ to my Jesus Chirsto? Come on - my gardener is 5 feet tall, has a molestache, is all sweaty and dosent speak english. You cant serriously expect us to believe that you "know your god" when you couldnt pick him out of a lineup full of mexican gardeners.
2006-08-25 09:13:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy Crap!!!
13 answers and not one from a biblethumper - Im guessing Jerry Springer is on!
2006-08-25 09:28:48 · update #1
Oh no is Jerry on? I think I am on this episode!
2006-08-25 17:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a difference between receiving a message from God and getting your lawn mowed and your flowers watered for pesos. The difference is that God charges $.10/message, so **** him.. it's all about the Mexicans, not Mr. Benjamin. How do I know God exists? Who else would text me while giving a dirty sanchez.
2006-08-25 16:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by SQRD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus H. Christ! Don't hire Mexicans. They will break the equipment, clip the shrubbery improperly and skin the lawn by placing the blade on the mower too low.
2006-08-25 16:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Admire maybe, if he is good looking. However, a Gardener must speak English or he won't know where to plant the azaleas.
2006-08-25 16:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude, I don't know your Mexican Gardener. I have a Mexican gardener and I sure don't idolize him.
2006-08-25 16:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by You'llneverguess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-25 16:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to speak up here. It is my gardener who works "miracles" you should see the work he does. Simply "divine". He turns weeds into grass and once burned a bush in my back yard. I don't know if it spoke to him though. His name is Felipe and I praise him.
2006-08-25 16:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Deere makes some damn good tractors!
You must really love Jesus. ; )
2006-08-25 16:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nutbag? What's a nutbag?
2006-08-25 16:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, thanks for the laugh, God bless you and your gardener Jesus!
2006-08-25 16:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋