His lawnmower broke. When I told him Id buy him a new one (because Im super loaded and can afford to buy Jesus a new lawnmower) he said:
"Si, Si. Yo ciero neuva lawnmower"
What did he mean?
BTW - before you even try to tell me Im going to hell let me just say that Jesus is my mexican gardener and its is not my fault his mother named him Jesus.
Also I know how its pronounced so dont bother telling me.
2006-08-25 08:47:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he was saying "your loaded why you pay so litttle" but that is a loose translation.
2006-08-25 17:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
**** "Si, Si. Yo ciero neuva lawnmower" ****
You meant to say
"Si, Si. Yo quiero neuva cortacésped"
or something similar,it's not the pronunciation it's the spelling ,right.
You know Jesus, so i doubt that he would send you to hell, don't worry, no problem.
Have a blessed day.
2006-08-25 09:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He needs a new lawnmower. How dare you hire a Mexican immigrant to do your lawn work. You are the devil.
2006-08-25 08:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by bluejacket8j 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No!....you have a major problem!!!...you GOD Haters, atheists, evolutionist, agnostics, and unbelievers log onto this religious/spiritual with your sarcastic, canal opinions, & views when you should log onto a site that shares your beliefs!.....so what are you logging onto a believers site for????.....why?.....to Condemn, Harass, Mock, Disrespect, and Insult!!!.....solution: Get A Life!......ps. believers don't care about your carnal, spiritually unlearned opinions & views are.....tell it to your own kind.....simple as that!.....another solution would be to call the "Jerry Springer" Show to express your heathenistic opinions & views there!...I'm sure they will accomodate you!......
2006-08-25 08:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes yes, I want a new lawnmower. :p
2006-08-25 08:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sound like Jesus needs Jesus.
2006-08-25 08:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by westfallwatergardens 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ha! Ha! Sponge Bob square pants!
2006-08-25 08:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by phoxy phat 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh aren't we the funny man today! lol
2006-08-25 08:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Playing with yourself relieves tension.
2006-08-25 08:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by barbie2 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I love seeing hispanic people, or any other people, named "Jesús". It makes me giggle.
2006-08-25 08:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋