I get really turned on by my dog humping my leg. Could this be a problem. I'm torned, I don't know weather to give it a ring or shoot it in the head.
2006-08-25 08:29:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Not normal at all. If you wish to be treated seriously on this answer, you are admitting guilt to animal cruelty with either choice you make. Kinda suck to be Animal Cops (insert your town here) for getting your wick stuck in Fido. Still, that would be marginally less offensive to me than you killing your dog.
You're a d**k.
If this had been a joke, I might have thought it was funny (well, not the shooting the dog part) but since you wanted serious answers, I will feel obligated to report this.
2006-08-25 14:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm, it's not normal, you need to go see a doctor. Don't, uh, "give it a ring" and don't shoot it in the head, do something to where it stops humping your leg. But some people get turned on easily by rubbing, etc. but you should definitely go see a doctor.
2006-08-25 15:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by *♥T0mb0ygirlygurl♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach your pup some manners....try using a squirt gun with half vinegar and half water in it to get him off you...he will eventually relate the icky taste and smell to his old humping habit. Then, think about what it is that turns you on...is it the dog himself, the rubbing on your leg, or the fact that you haven't humped anyone yourself in quite a while?? If it is anything but the dog that gets you goin', don't fret-you are normal. If it IS the dog that gets you goin'-seek therapy!!
2006-08-25 15:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by BlondeBooBoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sick man. If you were a girl I would say slap some peanut butter on that thing and let the dog go to town, but your sick. get some help dude. once again...your sick. also, this is a serious answer. Or maybe you like doing animals. Who knows. Quite honestly I really don't care. Do what makes you happy I guess. Just keep it in doors. Despite it all. your still sick.
2006-08-25 15:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think whats happening is you see your dog enjoying humping your leg and the thought of anyone (or in this case anything) being turned on turns you on.. which is normal..
i wouldnt continue to let your dog do this.. my advice, just stop doing it and forget it happened
2006-08-25 15:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by nicoles1504 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, that is sick & disgusting! it's either time for u to get a girl(boy?)friend or a date with a shrink. right now, i'm betting on the shrink. how about shooting urself instead of that poor dog who doesn't know what he's doing?
2006-08-25 15:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a female dog? Good size female dog?
Go ask your father. He will tell you the family norm for that kind of thing.
2006-08-25 15:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by BadAdvice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you start humping him back then there is a problem. That is kind of strange.
2006-08-25 15:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by red1967 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you try talking to the dog to see if it has feelings for you? Get real!!!
2006-08-25 15:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by You bellowed... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it's not normal. Good luck getting a serious answer from that question.
2006-08-25 15:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by six.pack.abs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋