Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his Father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,
why
are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
2006-08-25 08:17:36 · 9 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Johnny jokes are almost always funny and this is no exception.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-25 08:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny walked in on his naked mother and asks, "mommy what's that?" His mother says, "oh that's where daddy hit me with an axe." little Johnny replies, "wow, he got you right in the c*nt !!!"
2006-08-25 16:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo
2006-08-25 15:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-08-25 15:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone is going to get it when Dad gets home!!
2006-08-25 15:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops...
2006-08-25 15:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by S€kO€_GiRl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-25 15:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-08-25 18:05:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol:)
2006-08-25 15:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋