Three men, a German, an American, and a Russian, somehow end up together on an deserted island. Days go by, and the men grow hungry, so they set off fishing. When they finally catch a fish, it turns out to be magical, and promises to grant them two wishes each if only they set it free. Without thinking too hard, the men decide on their wishes:
American: “I want to go home of course, and I want a million dollars.”
Done.
German: “I want to go home, and I want a brand new BMW.”
Done. “Your turn, Russian” the fish says, "You can have any two wishes.”
"Yeah… that was some good company,” says the Russian, “I want a bottle of Vodka, and I want the other two back.”
2006-08-25 08:09:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol:)
2006-08-25 08:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I'd heard a variant of that where the 3rd guy was the boss of the other 2. Good one ;)
2006-08-25 08:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by S€kO€_GiRl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm.... i have heard jokes similar to that for a long long time ago way before dave chappel had two kids....
2006-08-25 12:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would beat him with the fish!!
2006-08-25 08:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, dumb!Russian joke =).
2006-08-25 08:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki A 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i liked it i thought it was pretty funny
2006-08-25 08:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by hotstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. If you're not offended.
2006-08-25 08:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
saw it comming...
2006-08-25 08:14:13 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-26 12:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok!!?!
2006-08-25 08:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋