A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2006-08-25 08:06:01 · 11 answers · asked by S A R A H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao someones gonna die.
2006-08-25 08:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. Not great, but funny.
2006-08-25 15:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2006-08-25 15:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! funny thnx
2006-08-25 15:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.... and why is that vettleo person always where i am
2006-08-25 19:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i can hear a shot coming ;)
2006-08-26 02:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,funny.
2006-08-25 15:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god!!!! that's just way too funny!
2006-08-25 15:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-08-25 15:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Friv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-25 15:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋