I think I have the solution for immigration that will also help solve another problem facing this country. Prison overcrowding.
We set up observation posts along the border and count the number of people crossing illegally, then we ship the same number of people from our prison populations down the Mexico border, we then give them tips and maps to help them make it south. We also offer prizes to those prisoners who makes it across into Mexico and down to say Cancun, or the southern Mexican border.
This way we allow the hard working immigrants to stay, but we deport people who do not contribute and are just a drain on our society.
And if Mexico has a problem with this arrangement they can build a wall.
Good idea? bad idea?
and please dont bother with the name calling.
2006-08-25 07:57:29 · 12 answers · asked by TLJaguar 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Thats what the southern border prize is for, to motivate them to cross into Mexico. You gotta make it a good prize to motivate them, and if they try to come back they will be spotted from the observation points and be rearrested.
2006-08-25 08:28:33 · update #1
We want a gradual release so Mexico has time to see the problem and fix it with a wall, if we release all prisoners at once then theres no reason for them to build the wall.
And to stop our prisoners from return to the US we can install GPS trackers so that if they do come back we know right where to pick them up.
2006-08-28 06:11:58 · update #2
So basically your answer to solving immigration is to let prisoners go. What do you do if they make it back the next day?
2006-08-25 07:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why meet numbers? Just release our prison population into Mexico... =P
2006-08-25 08:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Q-burt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great F'N idea. The best I have ever heard. I think a wall greater than the wall in China would go up. Pretty F'N lickety split too.
2006-08-25 08:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by A NEW BREED OF HATE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's great. we could install some of those turn sty counters, you know the ones like at theme parks that you walk into and count the number of people crossing it?
2006-08-25 08:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't Cuba basically do something like that?Only differance was nobody in America wanted to go live there, and our criminals won't either. It was a funny visual though.
2006-08-25 08:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by locksniffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, it's a get-out-of-jail free card.
I mean, I'll just SAY I'm going back to Mexico, and then just sneak back to Compton.
FINALLY, I can fùck kids without any serious consequences!
Oh man, I'm gonna go find that one 5-year-old Timmy boy and break his legs over his head while I'm fùcking him in the äss.
Give him a little anal creampie, too......
Maybe wipe my cóck over his face,
draw a little smiley on his face with his own shÃt....
oh man, this is gonna be a blast!
2006-08-25 11:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by RemyK 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think Cuba did that already, they sent all their criminals here. Because we were bitching about people being free, so Castro freed them and put them on a boat. Sound ok to me.
2006-08-25 08:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by hexa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey yeah I'm loving that idea.
2006-08-25 08:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by BeC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you call them hard working immigrants...you do mean working the system hard don't you????
2006-08-31 06:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get two birds stoned with one big fat joint.
2006-08-25 07:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋