Sleeping in a box at the end of the street. Should I give him a sandwich? If so what sandwich do you think he would like?
2006-08-25 07:41:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
IT was jesus I tell you, he said so. He also said his family was kidnapped by ninjas and i had to give him money for karate lessons!
2006-08-25 07:46:11 · update #1
Give em some subway. one of those meatball sandwiches would be nice.
OH THAT GUY!! I've seen him!! He's black! He has smiley faces on his sign too. Give him a really good sandwich, I like him.
2006-08-25 07:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I SAW JESUS
I saw Jesus last week.
He was wearing blue jeans and an old shirt.
He was up at the church building;
He was alone and working hard.
For just a minute,
he looked a little like one of our members.
But it was Jesus,
I could tell by his smile.
I saw Jesus last Sunday.
He was teaching a Bible class.
He didn't talk real loud or use long words,
But you could tell he believed what he said.
For just a minute,
he looked like my Sunday School teacher.
But it was Jesus,
I could tell by his loving voice.
I saw Jesus yesterday.
He was at the hospital
visiting a friend who was sick.
They prayed together quietly.
For just a minute,
he looked like Brother Jones.
But it was Jesus,
I could tell by the tears in his eyes.
I saw Jesus this morning.
He was in my kitchen
making my breakfast
and fixing me a special lunch.
For just a minute,
he looked like my mom.
But it was Jesus,
I could feel the love from his heart.
I see Jesus everywhere,
Taking food to the sick,
Welcoming others to his home,
Being friendly to a newcomer
and for just a minute
I think he's someone I know.
But it's always Jesus,
I can tell by the way he serves.
~Author Unknown~
2006-08-25 07:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Coco 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
McDonald's Cheeseburger Happy Meal!
2006-08-25 07:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why bother giving him a sandwich? If he were hungry he would have poofed himself a gourmet meal, right. They do say he can perform miracles....... In my opinion, kinda like the olden day David Cooperfield. lol Boy, can he do magic!
2006-08-25 07:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by rolahey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure it was jesus? are you sure it wasn't nothing. but if that's what you want to believe then good for you. and by all means...give the man a sammich! i mean he's over 2000 years old! he needs the nourishment. and i'm guessing jesus is a sliced turkey & swiss, light mayo and a dab of honey mustard, on wheat bread. don't forget to cut the crusts off!!
2006-08-25 07:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by ~ayla~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's Jesus. He's not going to judge the sandwich.
2006-08-25 07:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it was truly jesus than you should give him a pickerbread bologna and cheese ham sandwhich with pickles and lettuce but no tomatoes. Mayo is optional.
2006-08-25 07:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by chalz h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tuna sandwich!
2006-08-25 07:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bombenhagel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tuna
2006-08-25 07:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Leroy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think you should definitely give him a sandwich, maybe even throw in a bag of chips. i think he would like something vegetarian since meat used to be off limits on fridays - well tuna is ok.
2006-08-25 07:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Ashre12 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋