who lies alot?

Question

LIES ABOUT LOVE
everyone does this, its perfectly normal
its dangerous to your health to get excited and then stop
I’ll stop as soon as you say
I’ll tell him/her tonight
well, the clinic said i was clear
nobody can hear us
I’ll never put myself through this again
MENS LIES
sex isn’t everything
its not your fault
its too late
I read an article today
I’m allergic to rubber
We’ll try again when we wake up
it has a mind of its own
this has never happened before
PART LIES
I’m not going to drink to much tonight
they’ll all be wearing jeans
there are no bones in this fish
the neighbors are very tolerant
just half a glass, thanks
he doesn’t normally act like this when he’s been drinking
its no trouble if you stay the night
SALESMAN LIES
you wont see this anywhere else
this sort of thing never goes out of fashion
bring it back if you don’t like it
this is a never to be repeated offer
unbelievably low prices
its the last one in stock
you’ll have no trouble with it
DRIVERS STOPPED BY THE LAW LIES
I was just going the speed limit
I only had one
What stop sign?
The light was green when I started through the intersection
He came from nowhere when I changed lanes
Officer, I can walk without any assistance
COMPUTER LIES
If you have any problems, just call us
What you see on the screen, you get on paper
They don’t make those chips anymore
If kids use them, so can adults
Oh yeah, it’s compatible with everything
You wont need any special training. There’s no harm in trying-nothing can go wrong
The manual explains everything

Answer 1

my ex boyfriend lies.

a lot.

Answer 2

You should only lie for 2 reasons you are in trouble or you trying to get out of trouble

Answer 3

A Rug

Answer 4

everybody on the planet.

Answer 5

lol:) (lol. a rug!!!!!!! thats actually kinda funny:)

Answer 6

me