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My lifes going to end, my snapple cap is wrong!

Real Fact #121

The only bird that can swim but not fly is the penguin.


WHAT ABOUT A PUFFINS. THEY SWIM TOO, LIARS. LIES, ALL LIES.

2006-08-25 07:26:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Birds

24 answers

Umm...lets see did you notice that PUFFINS CAN FLY???

2006-08-25 09:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"A puffin can fly 48 to 55 mph (77 to 88 km/hr). The puffin beats its wings rapidly to achieve this speed reaching up to 400 beats a minute. The wings can move so fast that they become a blur, giving a flying puffin the appearance of a black and white football." They can fly, do not lose faith in snapple caps.

2006-08-25 07:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Heather S 2 · 3 0

But a puffin can fly. chickens can't fly, but can they swim....maybe i'll have chicken for dinner tonight,....should i go out to the club tonight?...that girl, sherry is always at the club....i wonder if sherry has a job...i need a job....got to remember to call mom and ask if she can help with the electric bill this month,...what would I do without her....Mom make great cakes....I remember my fifth birthday she made a cake shaped like mickey mouse....i still love disney....wonder if there are any cartoons on now....um, what, oh, yeah, like puffins can fly, so chill out

2006-08-25 07:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 2 0

Hey flash virus...Puffins CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

This is the most stupid example of illogic and a moronic statement I have EVER seen.

Penguins can swim but they can't fly.
This statement is false because Puffins can swim too...yeah, BUT THEY CAN FLY TOO, genius!

There are plenty of birds which can't fly...Ostriches are an example...but the criteria is that they swim AND don't fly.

2006-08-25 07:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by The Prince 6 · 1 0

But can a Puffin FLY? You have to include both facts not choose one or the other.

2006-08-25 07:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0 0

Its a snapple cap calm yourself down. It also told me that a sneeze can travel up to 100 miles per hour. How do they get those results? Do they have some one sneeze and then just have a speeding gun right where the person is sneezing? I want to know hooowww they find this out.

2006-08-25 09:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow. Well, let's not take that too seriously, I think you'll be okay, maybe those stupid Snapple peopel we're too stuffy to remember the puffin. Don't sweat it.

2006-08-25 07:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by GuitarChicka 2 · 0 0

Puffins can fly but they need to be on high ground, but it can swim but not like penguin.

2006-08-25 07:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by poolokwu 2 · 0 0

But Puffins can fly. Penguins can NOT fly.
thats what it was saying
learn to read

2006-08-25 07:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Kayte 4 · 2 0

There are alot of birds that can swim... what your cover is talking about.. is thatpenguins are the only ones that can do BOTH swim AND not fly..... puffins can fly.... ostridges who can't fly, also can't swim, so they don't fit.. and cormorants can fly and swim..... so you see... penguins are the only ones that can swim but not fly....

2006-08-25 07:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by joyfulpriss 4 · 0 0

There are also "flightless cormorants" which swim underwater using their feet.

Up until recently there were also great auks.

Your Snapple cap is wrong.

2006-08-25 07:35:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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