(this one's not as funny as the previous one)
woman>why's our son crying so much for?
man>he wants to ride a donkey
woman>so what are you waiting for ? give him a ride
2006-08-25 07:25:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'll give u another one for 10 points
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
2006-08-25 07:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here is another one...also not for just the 10 points...
GOD'S EMAIL
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of his best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while.
When she returned she told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."
Well, he considered for a moment and thought maybe he'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good."
God said this was not good.
So he decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that e-mail said?
Oh, you didn't get one either, huh?
2006-08-27 01:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by Sunny Leo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is not as funny as the previous one.
But, Suraj's answer is a good and funny one.
2006-08-25 23:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-26 08:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.........That was funny....
How about this???
A man bunks offices and comes home to find his wife in bed with his Boss.......He rushes back to offices and tells his colleagues "I almost got caught bunking".....
How was that???/
2006-08-26 05:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by tootooshdgr8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..never heard tht 1 b4
2006-08-26 07:28:04 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetie Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny. it wasn't lol funny but it was ok.
2006-08-25 23:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by iluvgreenday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-08-25 14:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.i liked suraj's joke too
2006-08-27 13:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by navsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that one is good too.
2006-08-25 14:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by cheeks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋