Three Girls Go Camping
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
2006-08-25 07:24:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde a brunette and a red head are sent to be executed by firing squad.
they have the red head go first, she's asked for her last words and she says while pointing, "Tornado!" distracting the firing squad long enough for her to get away.
then they had the brunette go up and asked her for her last words to which she replied "Aliens!" this again distracted the men long enough for her to get away.
then the blonde was asked for her last words. she pointed and yelled ...................
"FIRE!"
2006-08-25 07:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was laughing at the jokes and all the little peoples answers
2006-08-25 12:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, Old joke, but still funny.
2006-08-25 07:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh, I think the whole office floor heard me groaning on that one.
eeeew gross.
2006-08-25 07:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. ive heard it b4 tho:) (and many other versions of it)
2006-08-25 07:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
That is hilarious!
2006-08-25 07:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww gross! did u make that up with ur preverted mind?
2006-08-25 07:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
its hilarious
2006-08-25 07:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is disgusting.
2006-08-25 07:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
2006-08-26 12:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋