There is a deaf newlywed couple. They speak to each other using sign language and can't speak to each other while they are having sex because the lights are always off. So the woman signs "we need to figure out a way to speak to each other in the dark." So 2 days later after 2 straight nights of sex. The man is very happy with his new wife because her sex is the best. So that night he gets naked turns out the light thinking he is going to get some. His wife comes in and turns on the light and signs "not tonight I have a headache." The man thinking "It was bound to happen" Got a great Idea. He signs to his wife "I know how we can communicate about sex in the dark." She signs "How?" He signs back "If we are lying in bed and you do want to have sex pull my d*ck 1 time. and if you don't want to have sex pull my d*ck 50 times"
2006-08-25 07:24:20 · 4 answers · asked by Von 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats wrong bt funny lol...........lmfao
2006-08-25 07:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 23:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by banowski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2006-08-25 08:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by angel.2u@home 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
.......................................ok:)
2006-08-25 07:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋