They're all going to hell because they're not Catholic! Pick and choose from our religion will ya? Well if you ain't gonna follow it right then you're going to the left! MWAHAHA!
2006-08-25 07:09:32 · 18 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To the retards that never developed their sense of humor due to being partially retarded. I forgive your retardedness. I wasn't being serious.
2006-08-25 07:19:19 · update #1
Well if you like what you said good for you. Me I know where I am going and no matter what you say or joke about I know the living true God.
2006-08-25 07:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Al 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're trying to look like a wit, you're only half succeeding. There's enough animosity and name calling on this site already, but honestly, why don't you find some other way of amusing yourself other than asking ignorant, and foolish questions. Far too many people doing what you're doing is part of the reason that trying to find decent questions in this section is worse than trying to find nickels buried in a manure pile. Some good folks have already decided that it isn't worth it. You've made it clear that you were trying to be amusing, but here's news for you, Nebbie-- t'aint funny.
2006-08-25 07:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by tom d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No Catholic even knows for certain if they are going to Heaven... even the pope can not say for sure he is going to Heaven. A priest can be kicked out for telling someone they are going to Heaven for sure... this is directly against the teaching of Jesus The Christ... if that is the dying belief of an RC then that one is not going to Heaven...roman catholics are not of The True Christian Faith.
Those of The True Christian Faith, who are of The Church of which Jesus The Christ is The Head, Know with absolute certainty that their Salvation is assured and that their place in Heaven is God's shure promise to them...
2006-08-25 07:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Interesting that a "Catholic" would call himself "King of Babylon" your grandiose delusions are from your "papa" "pontifex maximus" "vicarus Christi" or better known as the "Beast I and II".
The "angel of light" that comes as a lamb; but, speaks as a dragon is none other than your "popes". Whom receive, this, upon their "coronation" by the cardinals:
I announce to you a great joy:
We have a Pope!
The most eminent and most reverend Lord,
the Lord [First Name],
Cardinal of the Holy Roman Church [Last Name],
Who takes to himself the name of [Papal Name].
Christ is the most eminent and reverend Lord...not some "pope"
that exalts himself above all that is called by God.
2006-08-25 07:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You stink....when was the last time you showered?....you don't have a shower. Okay, when was the last time you bathed?....you don't have a bath. Okay, when was the last time you sponged yourself out in the back yard with the hose?....you don't have a hose. Okay, when was the last time you ran through the neighbors sprinkler? Last Jubilee, well that makes a lot of sense. That explains your horrible stench.
2006-08-25 07:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by The Guy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Holy Mother of Mary! Quick someone exorcise this dude.
2006-08-25 07:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by GJ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was thinking, "They all walked into a bar..." and was about to type same when I read your piece of retarded crap. People like you make me ashamed to be human.
2006-08-25 07:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by Alobar 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think they have a section in Q & A for jokes, but you might want to think of some better ones.
2006-08-25 07:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by luvwinz 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You gave your answer, albeit the wrong one. So why would you even ask the question Mr. Openmindedness? OH! And you enable me to pick up 2 more points. Thanks tough guy!
2006-08-25 07:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by The Dave 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They all believe in the same God but call him a different name All have extremist groups amongst them
2006-08-25 07:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by bisquedog 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋