once a man went to visit his friend in village.when he reached there he saw that he along with his 10 children were leaving for a local fair. his friend invited him too. they were waiting at the bus-stop when a bus came. but it was too crowded. another one came but it also didn't have enough space. two more came and went by. the man became irritated and started hitting stones with his walking stick to pass the time. the noise annoyed his friend.
he said "can't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? it's so annoying"
the man replied "if you had cared to put one at the end your stick then we could have been in the bus by now"
2006-08-25 07:04:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's another one for 10 points
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-08-25 07:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Birth Control?
2006-09-02 14:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by robert w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is one more.... not just for 10 points...
CATHOLIC DOG
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
"Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, an
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for
the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough
to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya
tell me the dog was Catholic?
2006-08-27 01:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sunny Leo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haa. Nice. I didnt get it at first but I read it again and Im like OMG thats funny :P
2006-09-02 01:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by HiddenSecret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U funny
2006-08-27 04:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by rainysuresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-29 10:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but old too!
2006-08-26 08:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u really hv gud jokes.
2006-08-27 13:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by navsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one
2006-08-25 14:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Andie183 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud
2006-08-28 05:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by katty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋