my wife is weighs 78 stones and i am 62 stones.she will only have sex with the light on and i have always got to be on top,when we have sex i really scream loud and she thinks that is because she is really good .but the truth is my a.r.s.e keeps getting burned by the tight bulb hanging from the ceiling .should i tell her the truth ,i also have to tell her to fart so i can find the right hole as i dont fancy tackling her ar.se
2006-08-25 07:00:13 · 32 answers · asked by jagtic 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Best question I have seen!!! Have not laught so much for a long time. Thanks for brightening up a very dull evening.
2006-08-25 10:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Tony P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are not happy then you have to tell her its only fair, and get a shorter light bulb or lampshade....
If her weight is affecting your relationship or a part of it then have a serious talk about it, be nice, just say that you think that you should both go on a diet, do it together.
2006-08-25 07:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy I feel for you....I weigh 52 stones and my guy weighs 79 stones. He likes to have sex w/ the light on too....but our bed has flood and heat lamps surrounding it cause he loves to be hot and sweaty. One time my hair caught on fire and I could not get he's fat *** off of me and I ended up w/ 3rd degree burns. Speak up and tell her the truth save yourself before it is too late. I wear a wig now cause my hair won't grow back.
2006-08-25 07:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by eva c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why suffer the smell of her farts just throw a bag of flour at her and dive into the wet bit, as for burning your **** tie the kitchen door to it firstly you wont get burnt secondly you want fall in oh! my mate says if you find a pair of size 9 rockports they belong to him
2006-08-25 08:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by hazilbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right. Tie a knot in the light cord, genius, and screw another fold. Sheesh.
2006-08-25 07:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or tell her to pee and follow it upstream like a salmon.
Other than that, don't start with a belt on her, she might loosen it and suck you in.
2006-08-25 07:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question. I ran it through my bullsh*t detector, and the reading went off the scale. Sorry I couldn't help.
2006-08-25 07:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOTS UR problem don't you know the old dunlop tyre adverts "FOR A LONGER RIDE GO WIDE" obviously if its a rough ride maybe you've got a flat - 'blowm it up'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-25 07:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Ian C T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got any pics of you two at it? Just out of interest of course (wink wink nudge nudge).
2006-08-25 07:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait for you kids to go back to school
2006-08-25 07:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Alissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋