2006-08-25 06:56:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the idiots dont even realize its not coming back, what morons
2006-08-25 07:02:16 · update #1
This very alive Christian (both physically and mentally) will wait for the reality of Jesus Christ to return until He takes the breath from my body and I'm transported into His beloved presence or I look up and see Him approaching in His glory and I'm taken up into His presence....whichever comes first! Either way.....I win!!!!!!!
God bless!
2006-08-25 07:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by onyxunicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christian and I tell you this proudly, so I suppose in your eyes that makes me braindead and a retard. What I would like to say is simply this. Yes I do believe and if you are right when I die and I find out there is no God and there is no heaven all I had to do is die. Oh by the way I have checked and the whole dieing thing... bad knews my friend you have to do it too. Being a Christian or not doesn't get you out of it. In the mean time I have lived my life like there is a God. I have treated my fellow human beings with kindness. I did not get to rape or murder anyone. I honored my mother and my father. I did not tell lies. Man have I been deprived.
On the other hand you say there is no God and that your eyes have been opened and obviously you are a person of extreme intelligence. I am so proud of you, but again lets stop for just a second and pretend I am right. You live your life like there is no God, and you proudly share this insight with everyone here on the Internet. When you die you find out there really is a God and there really is a Hell. I would say you have a real problem on your hands.
Oh one other thing. I suggest when you die you ask to have a very large glass of ice water buried with you. I understand there are a lot of your fellow enlightened people down there who are very thirsty.
Last thing and then I will shut up. Obviously one of us is mistaken about this whole God thing and for your sake I really hope that it is me. However if it is not be sure and tell Satan I said na na ha ha.
2006-08-25 14:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by dont_call_me_sweet_pea 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't answer that question as I don't know any Christians that happen to be braindead (sad that there are ones who are braindead because of some car accident or such, but they don't really have much control over their activities now do they), nor do I know any Christians who have a "myth". All the ones I know believe in what God's revealed through the Bible instead. So sorry I can't be more helpful for your question. But it's not a total loss... at least I got 2 points!
2006-08-25 14:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kyrix 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Know this first of all, that in the last days mockers will come with their mocking, following after their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all continues just as it was from the beginning of creation.” For when they maintain this, it escapes their notice that by the word of God the heavens existed long ago and the earth was formed out of water and by water, through which the world at that time was destroyed, being flooded with water. But by His word the present heavens and earth are being reserved for fire, kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men. But do not let this one fact escape your notice, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day. The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance. But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up.
2006-08-25 14:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First they are not retarded but rather people of faith.
No myth to many teachings and churches for that,
Your hatred has unbalanced you which is alright to me my crafting into a person has been a visceral experience your your insane rambling are easy to deal with.
They Will wait until he returns they Will be claimed and since you are not covered by the blood of Jesus per your writings I'd estimate you Will go to hell and SUFFER ETERNAL,
2006-08-25 14:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brain dead Christians (which are probably retarded because they are brain dead) are lucky because they don't have to deal with idiots like you. However, Christians like me (Brainwaves Active) will keep the faith and will disciple for as long as it will take. Good luck to you in life, for it takes a man of wisdom and strength to survive, and without God, a man has neither.
2006-08-25 14:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by Coop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen PastorNewman!! What an appropriate and beautiful response.
We can only pray that the Word pierces this persons heart and that God removes the "scales" from this persons eyes and the hardness from their heart so that they may know the love and mercy of God.
2006-08-25 14:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by lilmissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Until Jesus Christ comes again....come, Lord Jesus!!!
Philippians 2:9-11:
9For this reason also, God highly exalted Him, and bestowed on Him the name which is above every name,
10so that at the name of Jesus EVERY KNEE WILL BOW, of those who are in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
11and that every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
2006-08-25 14:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by SAHM2_1B_1G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
However long it takes, I just hope I'll be able to see the look on your face when he gets here.
Thank you The Wraith of God is coming .
2006-08-25 14:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Coco 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're not going to study our side of the war, at least study Lucifers. That way you've made a choice when you will be judged.
2006-08-25 14:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by schatg 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋