....Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a
vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.' My darling Susan,' he whispered.
'Hush, my love,' she said. 'Rest. Shhh. Don't talk.'
He was insistent. 'Susan,' he said in his tired voice. 'I have something I must confess to you."
'There's nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Susan.
'Everything's all right, go to sleep.'
'No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother.'
'I know,' she replied. 'That's why I poisoned you.'
2006-08-25 06:51:46 · 11 answers · asked by Farhat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...that's a good one, poor old Jake HA...HA..HA...
2006-08-25 07:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by sweetred 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
perfect 10
2006-08-25 14:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. Never heard that one before. Cute.
2006-08-25 13:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Pits4Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. You could have asked "will you rate my joke?" though!
2006-08-25 14:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww...thats so sad...so much for dying in peace...smart lady though..
2006-08-25 13:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard that one before. hilarious.
2006-08-25 14:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by lostinabook24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats funny:)
2006-08-25 14:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-hum. LOL.
2006-08-25 14:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great do you have more
2006-08-25 13:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Zor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
2006-08-25 13:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Pirate_Wench 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋