Can ANYBODY make me laugh really hard?

Question

Okay, for the joke that made me laugh the hardest, longest and loudest I'll choose as the best answer.

Answer 1

not a joke just a funny poem:


One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.

Answer 2

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index...
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm...
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jok...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/...
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.ht...
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes...
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes...
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp...

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 3

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
a few
days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?"
(You're going 2 love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Answer 4

Nice one Melissa B

Answer 5

There was a man who had a huge dilemma. He was head of a company that was going under. He had to lay off one of his best workers. He had it narrowed down to 2 people Debra and Jack. They were both excellent workers. The man said to himself it is too hard and said well this is how I'll do it. The first of the two to use the water cooler tomorrow will be laid off. The next day debra came in looking sluggish. She walked directly to the water cooler to take aspirin. The boss went up to her and said "Debra I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied "Well can you Jack off because I feel like Sh*t"

Answer 6

children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

Answer 7

Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

Answer 8

i have a ton of feathers bend over bud

Answer 9

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose c**k was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear were a c**t I would f**k it.

Answer 10

Huh.....what.........? Oh i'm sorry I can't make you laugh right now because:
THIS PINA COLATA IS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!