IF you became the PRESIDENT of the U.S. of A. Instantly, what 5 thing's would you do first?

Question

Hypothetical Question. In GOD we Trust. So I Believe this Qualify's as a Religious and Spiritual Question.

Answer 1

I would first make it mandatory that all citizens learn the proper use of the apostrophe.

Answer 2

1. Find a way to peacefully end the Iraqi War and bring the troops home.
2. Set up a National Health Care Program based on a sliding scale.
3. Set an earnings cap on corporations so prices remain stable.
4. Better Conservation and Animal Protection programs.
5. Reform the Education System.

Answer 3

By sticking in the words "In god we trust", that somehow made this a religous question?

In any case, (in no particular order)
1. Push to once again establish permanent rights for abortion
2. Federal funding for stem-cell research.
3. Remove restrictions on marriage, or develope an equal rights classification for homosexuals.
4. Improve the terribly inneffective education system.
5. Have a huge party at the white house.

Answer 4

1. Pull out of Iraq
2. Reduce government spending
3. Establish bi-lateral trade talks with China
4. Integrate immigration concerns into NATO
5. Hire Jennifer Aniston as an intern

Answer 5

If I were President I would fix the following problems. I don't know HOW I would fix them, but I would fix:
1. Foreign Affairs
2. Education
3. Health Care
4. Economy - make everything a level playing field - no rich, no poor, everything good is affordable, everything bad is not affordable
5. Strengthening the Family

Answer 6

!) Pray
2) Stop abortion. ALL abortion until the law could be re-written so that abortion would no longer be a form of birth control.
3) Freeze prices on everything for 12 months.
4) Raise the minimum wage
5) Require that all immigrants Illegal and legal Speak English

Answer 7

1 - Close the porous border
2 - Cut the retirement benefits for the congress (are you aware they get better benefits for a few years in office than our military who are getting shot at)
3 - Put Congress on a pay system like the reserves - you only are paid while you are 'on duty' in Washington DC (While congress is in session) and everything else is on them.
4 - Cut the salaries of Congress and the Executive Branch
5- Find a way out of Iraq.

Answer 8

1) Resign
2) Kick myself for not nuking Iran
3) Write a book
4) Sleep
5) Wake up