world driving styles?

Question

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on females in next car,
- Welcome to Pakistan!

Answer 1

Two hands on steering wheel,
foot just barely on accelerator,
only able to see blue hair.
~~Miami~~

Two leather gloved hands on steering wheel,
passenger freaking out, 12 cops chasing.
~~Los Angeles (O.J.)~~

Answer 2

Ok New York is wrong and it was stupid.

One hand on the steering wheel, other hand flipping somebody the bird, looking at a women and the other eye out for the cops blasting music, speeding
~new york ~

Answer 3

Good point except you forgot elbows on the steering wheel and bowl of cereal in hand with spoon in other. New Mexico

Answer 4

I'm sorry my answer is not funny, but it is a reality in Central America.
It goes something like New York, buy you quiver in terror because the guy in the other car is probably armed and will shoot you if you attempt to pass, or blow your horn, or look at him/her in a way he doesn't like.

Answer 5

Two hands on steering wheel.
eyes slanted
tunnel vision
so such thing as a rear view
nor side mirrors
-Asians driving in America.

Answer 6

But, why did you forget Mumbai or Delhi, in your neighbouring country?

Answer 7

lol:). when i heard this joke, it was India, not Pakistan, but its still funny:)

Answer 8

uuuuuhhhhh oookkk. this isn't a question. so whats ur point???

Answer 9

LOL.