I know Bert is taller, but, Ernie got more meat on his bones. Also Bert seems to be depressed and he may be on medication that will slow his reflexes. Oh and Ernie has his ninja blessed Rubber-Ducky.
I also heard that while Kermit was away at the "Rainbow Connection and Hemp Awareness" conferece, or RCAHA, Ernie was seen with Miss Piggy, so she may have taught him some karate moves from side of the other white meat.
Also that game, I believe it's called "Seasame Street Fighter II", is pretty cool.
2006-08-25 05:55:40 · 16 answers · asked by Dan B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Comical! I'd have to say neither.. I'd hope that in the middle of their fight they'd kiss and make up!!!! :D Xoxox
2006-08-25 06:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Min 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have been a devout follower of Ernie for some years now, and truly believe he could've taken the measure of Bert any day. However, I have heard that Bert has been taking Tai Chi for his manic depression, and is progressing rather well. Ernie's elicit affair, not training, with Miss Piggy has sapped a good portion of his strength. Lesson for all, leave the pork alone! Not to mention that the rubber-ducky feels betrayed and has vowed to never speak to Ernie ever again. This leaves him very vulnerable to a drug induced butt whopping from the green gladiator Kermit D-FROG.
Too many problems for Ernie, and Bert is on the fast road to recovery. Sorry sport fans, but Bert is going to massacre our boy.
Hey maybe they will add a storyboard for this in SS3. I am going to the GameStop and reserve a copy this Saturday.
2006-08-25 06:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Ernie
2006-08-25 06:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ernie
2006-08-25 05:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by cody_the_genius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ding ding" clangs the bell, and the fight is on. Ernie throws a right jab, no left! I should have paid attention in preeschool! Anyway, bert retaliates with an uppercut, which is followed by a roundhouse kick to Ernie's face! Ow, that's gotta hurt. Ernie, shocked, stands back up and delivers a bone-shattering blow to Bert's, er, never mind. Ernie then proceeds, with Bert at his knees, with a blow to the neck. Bert is down for the count, 3, 2, 1, kno- wait, what is this? Bert sweep kicks Ernie, who jumps at just the right time to avoid falling then proceeding to being kicked in the jugular. Ernie falls on Bert's legs, and he lets out a shriek of pain. Ernie is on top of bert now, who is almost pinned, but jabs Ernie in the gut. Before Bert can get up, Ernie is back on top of him constantly delivering left after right jab to his face. KNOCKOUT!! Ernie wins!!
I don't know, it's hard to guess since they can't fight for real....
2006-08-25 06:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ernie.
2006-08-25 07:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ernie would win hands down
2006-08-25 06:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Zor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ernie would WHOOP Bert's @ss...
Dude, Bert is such a cockblocker! Every time Ernie tries to have a little fun, Bert talks smack to Ernie to shut the F up. One of these days, Ernie is gonna bring Mrs. Piggy home and Bert is gonna cockblock. THAT is when Ernie is gonna get medevil on his roody poo candy @ss!
2006-08-25 05:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ernie would win because, he is use to irritating Bert. Also he is built like a boxer and Bert is built like a runner.... hey, I thought those two were gay. F*ags don't fight do they? I know hot dog blowers ***** slap each other, scream, and call each other b!tches, with a lisp, and then they cover their mouth slightly with their mouth wide open in shock. Sorry if I offended any flammers, I just call it like I see it.
2006-08-25 06:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by missy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ernie would pound bert into the ground
2006-08-25 06:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are Christians, Bert and Ernie would refuse to fight one another.
Christianity is unique in that it has no provision for its adherents to engage in warfare. Those ostensible "Christians" who do so ignore the Scriptures and the teachings and example of Jesus Christ himself.
(Matthew 26:52) Jesus said to him: “Return your sword to its place, for all those who take the sword will perish by the sword
(Isaiah 2:4) They will have to beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning shears. Nation will not lift up sword against nation, neither will they learn war anymore.
(2 Corinthians 10:3-4) We do not wage warfare according to what we are in the flesh. For the weapons of our warfare are not fleshly
(Luke 6:27-29) I [Jesus] say to you who are listening, Continue to love your enemies, to do good to those hating you, to bless those cursing you, to pray for those who are insulting you. To him that strikes you on the one cheek, offer the other also
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/g/2002/4/8/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/t15/peaceful.htm
2006-08-25 06:16:38 · answer #11 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋