Or is Chuck Norris God?
The dude uses live rattlesnakes as condoms. He uses a night-light not because he is scared of the dark, ut because the dark is scared of him. There is no such thing as extintion - just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allows to continue living.
Ten years ago on April 15th, Chuck Norris sent the IRS a blank 1040 form. Attached to it was a picture of himself, crouched behind a tree and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes since then.
As a small boy, Chuck Norris wandered into a sorority house at a college near his home. He proceeded to impregnate the entire sorority. Those children grew up to become the 1972 Miami Dolphins -- the only unbeaten and untied team in NFL history.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and martial-arts ability. Soon after, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the devil and took back his soul.
2006-08-25 05:26:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Compared to Chuck Norris God looks kind of wimpy and as far as using rattlesnakes as condoms, you get used to it!
2006-08-25 05:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an anomaly.
God is an anomaly.
A 1981 Pinto is a car.
A 2007 Lexus is a car.
Same, but different. Not quite equal, but both are capable of performing the same objective purpose, yet in both comparisons (anomaly/car) the latter can do things that the first one can not. *notice anything about the 2nd comparisson that IMPLYS something about the first comparisson?* It was on purpose by the way. *Giggles* Chuch Norris did a movie with Jonathan Brandis.
2006-08-25 05:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Nik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but Chuck Norris created the Stephen Colbert bridge!
2006-08-25 05:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I'm quite sure God created Chuck Norris.
2006-08-25 05:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God sprang forth from Chuck Norris' head. Chuck Norris was pissed off that God messed up his hair, so he roundhouse kicked him. God cried like a little girl.
2006-08-25 05:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I only know Chuck Norris as a sincere Christian who is working with his wife to get "Bible History and Literature" courses into the high schools of this country.
2006-08-25 05:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard the boogie man checks the closet at night for Chuck Norris.
2006-08-25 05:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is the embodiment of all things manly.
2006-08-25 05:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a sissy
2006-08-25 07:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only someone completely bored or crazy would ask that question. But perhaps I'm equally as bored or crazy because I answered.
2006-08-25 05:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by Answer chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋