2006-08-25 05:03:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heck, invite them in. Have some evil, wicked fun.
2006-08-25 05:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am going to assume this is a legit question question, so i will answere it as if you are being toremented, first of all, are you a christian> do you attend a church that preaches the word of god? if you attend any thing like the latter, then you should know that you have god & only god & his word to help you. his word is sharper than the sword & the more you use it, the less you will be bothered by deamons chaseing you. satan hates gods word & whenever you use it, satan will go. he cant stand it.! rebuke him in the name of jesus & believe it & the devil will go. his permission slip to bug you has expired & let him know that! simply say this: satan, in the name of jesus, i rebuke you> i am a child of gods & whatever you think you can do to me will not come to pass. i am standing my ground & demand you leave me in the name of jesus! i do this all the time whenever i feel like the devil is comeing at me. i quote a lot of scripture at him & he leaves. iam not saying that you wont be bothered ever again, but this method is one that i find success at. try it & believe it!
2006-08-25 12:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by rje46805 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny your question got me thinking about an uncle i knew that fought demon's all the time even threw him out of his bed a couple of time's becuase he fought them all night a lot of people make jokes out of you but i for one take you serious for satan and his demon's is wondering this eath some way you have open the door and let them in the only way to rid yourself of them is to put on the full armour[that is describe in ephesians6;10-18] now my uncle was killed by them he was blowed up to pieces in his own home while he slept they are real just as real as day
2006-08-25 12:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by mishoney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, your writing skills are worse than my 6 1/2-year-old cousin. It's "us", not 'use". And it's "they're", not "there". (Sorry, I can't resist being the spelling/grammar police. I'm not trying to be mean; it's just that I'm a writer and editor by education and profession.)
And now to actually answer your question: there's no such thing as demons. (At least not in my belief system!)
2006-08-25 12:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by scary shari 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get some garlic and sprinkle it around the front door. This keeps them from entering.
2006-08-25 12:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Leif Ericson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a picture of Hillary on your front door. They will go screaming
2006-08-25 12:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Resist the Devil and he will flee from you" "If God is for you who could be against you?" If you are one of his children and believe on his son( Jesus ) for salvation then he will battle for you and give you the strength to stand, stand and see the salvation of the the Almight God the everlasting one.these are the benefits of being one of his.
2006-08-25 12:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by ROBERT T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why I have a WWI Tommy gun trained on my front door.
2006-08-25 12:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't answer the door get some holy water and hope that it works on them
2006-08-25 12:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by rolando h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry never had a demon chasing me maybe you should rub some holy water on yourself.
2006-08-25 12:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋