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Should be easy, cuz weddings make girls horny and us guys are always horny. What is the best way to seal the deal at a wedding/reception?

2006-08-25 04:58:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Good to see people still use the word "not" at the end of a sentence...lets fastfoward to '06 where we dont use that anymore...I cant use anything from wedding crashers, cuz women watch that too and they would be on to me.

2006-08-25 05:06:12 · update #1

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what weddings are you going to. if you were good looking and they were as horny as you say, they would come to you.

2006-08-25 05:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by mick 3 · 0 0

First off. Weddings don't make me horny either. However, I would probably give the guy who sobs softly at the reception a chance. Hehe.

2006-08-25 12:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by KelFrances 2 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha
i do the entertainment at wedding receptions as a job and i've seen some funny **** in my time! try not to get too pissed before the night begins or finishes......
if you've got your eye on someone, make sure you definately haven't had too much to drink so you can last a little longer ;p than the bride and groom lol

2006-08-25 12:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by xkitenx1982 2 · 1 0

If invited to a wedding they are usually family members at weddings... most likely yours or the grooms... make sure you pick from the right side of the church.

2006-08-25 12:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tricia P 4 · 1 0

Come up with a story about your last girlfriend dying in a car accident on the way to a restaurant where you were about to propose to her... Try to cry, but not too hard.

Great idea !!! Good luck with that.

Don't hate the Playa! Hate the Game !!!

2006-08-25 12:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Badspe11er 3 · 1 0

Drop your pants in front of her and pretend that you're drunk. Sure will add verve and vigor to the party and give the groom's mother in law a heart attack thus doing the bride a great favor.

2006-08-25 12:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Honestly a wedding is not the best place to pick up a women! Its a time of romance in two people who are devoting their lives together.............Seriously find another place to get a girl!

2006-08-25 12:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by lttlbt22 3 · 0 1

make sure you seal the deal on the bride before she walks down the aisle .. it's in bad taste to do her during the service...
other than that open bars are real good starters, find out from the b&g who's available before you make your move

2006-08-25 12:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Shrek'shandsomeidenticaltwin 3 · 0 0

Sit close to her during the service, make eye contact. Sit by her at the reception, and get to know her, ask her to dance.

2006-08-25 12:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by oceanjen2003 2 · 1 0

watching wedding crashers huh?

2006-08-25 12:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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