As I was searching through my great grandfather's material posessions I discoverd his beloved bible and I opend it and found a brown bottle with three x's on the label. I was wondering if this could be holy water?
2006-08-25 04:57:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry, this means your great grandfather was a heathen drunkard for the bottle is most surely demon liquor. Back then it was illegal too which means he was not a law abiding citizen, perhaps a gangster who extorted and murdered people, whored himself in houses of ill repute, and then came home to beat your great grandmother. Considering you have that same evil blood running through your veins, the best thing to do would be either drown yourself or become a politician.
2006-08-25 17:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie Bill Clinton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!
Hurry up and drink it! Holy water from the Bible makes your hair grow thick and strong!!
Go, go now!
2006-08-25 12:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least its better than 5 Xs
2006-08-25 12:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its holy water give it to the priests and tell them to drink it>:)
2006-08-25 12:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are from a family of moonshiners.
2006-08-25 12:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why tell us this?
Are we suppose to think less of you now because of your heritage?
2006-08-25 12:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hells, yeah. Pass that stuff around.
2006-08-25 12:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you pray the answer will be revealed. PRAAAYYY!
2006-08-25 20:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Edward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I farted, you idiot!!!
Bye the way, your avatar SUCKS!!!
2006-08-25 12:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Derek The Bubbah!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink the whole thing. you'll see god.
2006-08-25 12:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋