What was it?
2006-08-25 04:49:05 · 23 answers · asked by Rockin' n Rollin' 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
My mother was visiting, which never made my son very happy. He asked her why she was visiting, and she said, "Well, Grandma gets really lonely way down in Victoria by herself!" (Grandma likes to talk about herself in the third person)
He paused for a second, then said, "You should get a dog."
2006-08-25 04:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The funnies thing my three year old daughter said was one day she was dancing to some music in the car. I turned down the music because i thought i heard her say something and out of no where so goes "Come on mom your reckin' my style" where that came from i have no idea. Gatta love kids
2006-08-25 05:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by JustMarried 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once, when our oldest daughter was almost 3 years old. She had done something that I can't even remember now, that my husband thought warranted a lecture.
Being our first child, he did not realize that attention spans are short at that age.
After he had stood over her, telling her whatever she had done was wrong, for about 15 minutes. He asked her if she had any questions.
She said yes and he asked her what it was.
Her reply, " daddy, did you know that you have a bunch of hair in your nose?"
I told him that she hadn't heard anything he had said once she had discovered the hair in his nose.
We still laugh about it 25 years later.
2006-08-25 04:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I got up one morning and my 3yo beat me up, and I heard the microwave buttons being pushed and I found him in the kitchen with our 5 mo old cat. He was trying to put him in there. It's funny but also not funny. He didn't hurt him but he so tried to fry him. Then a few weeks later I went into the bathroom and their was black hair in pieces on the rug. I asked my 3yo what happened. He tried to give the cat a hair cut. Thank God he didn't hurt him. My 3yo is a terror, but he's my baby. I know its not really what he said but it was funny. Oh yeah, When he tried to give the cat a hair cut I got the haircutting scissors and put them up in the cabinet. He said,"Mama I can still reach them." So when he wasn't looking I hid them better. The cat is doing fine.
2006-08-27 20:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by amiilynn76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, my almost 4yr old daughter and I were sitting on the couch eating a popsicle. She put her head on my belly and yelled "Mommy my baby is talking to me!" I asked what he said...."My baby says thanks for the popsicle mommy!"
The day Brian was born my husband brought her to hospital within hours. She quietly entered the room and wouldn't go near him. I said to her "Go see your brother,it's ok." She approached him and said " Mommy! His ears are sooooooo tiny, will they grow?" That was her first reaction to being a big sister!
When Brian was starting preschool my mom went to store with us to buy a lunch box. He picked Elmo. My mom,who worked at a school, said "Oh I can't wait to get back to school!" Brian turned and said " Why mom-mom, you want an Elmo lunch box too?"
They are now 14 and 10 yrs old.
2006-08-25 05:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by iamjustme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
my niece takes the cake on that one!
my parents were visiting my sister's family and they have 2 girls. so, everyone was going to see a show in the park and they had to take 2 cars b/c of the car and booster seats.
well, my brother-in-law told my 4 year old neice which car she was going to ride in and apparently that didn't suit her....
so, she walked around the car-right up to the box where they keep their garden hose-and kicked the box and said "damn it, that makes me mad."
then, walked to the other car.
no tantrum, no crying....just a total 'adult" response!!!
my mom, dad and brother-in-law all popped their heads in car as tears of laughter streamed down their faces, so she wouldn't see them laughing.....
my mom said to my b-in-l "eric, i think you should say something to her."
so, my b-in-l said "kaitlyn, we don't say words like that...they aren't nice."
well, being 4 and obviously a mature 4...she puts her hands on her hips and looks at him and asks "why?"
oh, boy!
i wish i could have been there!!!
yeah, kids are a riot!!!!
oh, and the same neice listens to the radio on the way home from daycare with my sister and she swears that the song "loosen up my buttons" is "loosen up my buns"
of course, she doesn't know what any of it means....but it's just funny that she insists her mother is wrong:) hee hee
fun question! thanks!
2006-08-25 05:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by joey322 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I had my son he had to stay in the hospital for 2 months, so a lady from our church fixed me, my husband, and our daughter lunch at her house. It was really good and as I was going to give my daughter a bite she said "Naaaaasty!" I wanted to crawl under the table. I had never heard her say that and she was only 18 months old!
2006-08-25 04:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by tab 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well my cousin was visiting. he was 4 then. So my friend was over and she have acne scars every where on here face. my cousin tell her " you have something on your face" and she replied" really" and he said ,"yes can I take them out" she was embarrass CZ there were some kids around but she has to laugh . he thought it was something that he can just wipe it off or something hahaha
2006-08-25 14:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was shopping for school supplies in Staples and I noticed my 4 yr old daughter picking her nose in the basket. I said "oh my, are you picking your nose?" to which she swiftly replied, "no, I'm just smelling my finger!"
2006-08-25 05:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by #3ontheway! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I was shopping at the supermarket, and my 2 year old said to me when I picked up a can of TUNA, Mommy please don't feed me Cat Food again, I was so embarrased, I left the store. Silly huh..LOL
2006-08-25 05:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by logonreno 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋