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2006-08-25 04:37:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
More importantly:
Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God's name in vain? It's appointed to man, once to die, then judgment. When you die, God will judge you by His Moral Laws. If you stand guilty before God on Judgment day, you will end up in Hell. The good news is that God is so kind that He provided a way for you to be forgiven and accepted into Heaven. Jesus Christ died on a cross and rose again to pay the debt for your sins. What you must do is Repent, which means to turn away from your sins, ask God's Forgiveness, and put your complete Trust in Jesus Christ. Only then will you be forgiven, and granted Eternal life in Heaven.
2006-08-25 05:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by fishinforsouls 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My religion doesn't beleive in firewalls, virus protection, or even spyware removal. The only protection is the blessing of an ordained minister.
2006-08-25 11:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by Bravo Your Life! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My computer is an atheist.
If it can't see all the 1's and 0's right in front of it, it will never believe it's there.
2006-08-25 11:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by kenny_the_bomb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a Mac. They are created without the original sin of Gates, and are therefore blameless and perfect in the eyes of 127.0.0.1.
2006-08-25 11:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by angk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think sprinkling it with any kind of water is a good idea.
2006-08-25 11:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but it all fell into the hard drive & it blew up
2006-08-25 11:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! it was holy air he sprinkled for me, water bad for electrons. lol
2006-08-25 11:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. And it friend my motherboard. Damned patriarchal religions. >:(
2006-08-25 11:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not a catholic so I can laugh at this! LOL! Im a christian! To funny! Im printing this!
2006-08-25 11:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by Ghost Eagle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I have prayed for it though, when it was giving me grief.
2006-08-25 11:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋