He was flipping around kicking some roman soldier butt. Then god came down and said, "Jesus! what are you doing?" Jesus looked ashamed for a moment and then God said, "Son, how can you kick *** without this?" then god handed him a ninja sword. It was awesome.
2006-08-25 04:32:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dreams are dreams, son...dream on. It's just your brain recycling. Maybe you watch too many Bruce Lee flicks? LOL
2006-08-25 04:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like the best dream ever!
I bet Jesus would make the best ninja ever. The whole walking on water thing would be way useful.
Once He got angry at money changers in the temple and He made a whip out of some cords and flipped over tables and chased them out. That sounds very ninja-like to me.
2006-08-25 04:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by lepninja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
The sword is actually quite symbolic.
Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.
2006-08-25 04:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's so funny I wish I had a dream like that. And no it's Blasphemous I am pretty sure God wouldn't mind if we dream things like. God's is supposed to have a sense of humor right?
2006-08-25 05:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cant help what you dream. And your inturpertation of Jesus as this super hero Ninja is kinda cool. I like to think of Jesus as a very realalistic being. so him showing emotion and saying "kick ***" thats ok to me! I dont think it is in any way blasphemous. I want my kids to think of him as a super hero also. So they can want to be as much like him as possibul. No your dream is kinda cool in a strange kinda way.
2006-08-25 04:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Dreams are often a way our minds recouperate after stress. You need to look at what your worries and fears are and start positively dealing with them.
2006-08-25 04:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by barbie2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yah, Jesus rocks!
2006-08-25 04:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u cant control ur dreams so relax. but u can control what u think about during the day and that kinda thing. be careful what u think or talk about jesus...remember he made u.
2006-08-25 04:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great dream! I'm impressed that you dream of Jesus and think He would be happy too.
So who was he fighting???
2006-08-25 04:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by Colleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds funny. It doesn't sound blasphemous to me. Keep dreaming. Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-25 04:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by scrawndogg25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋