It can be ANYTHING...from farting, to finding hair in weird places...u name it...
I would tell you mine...but I will save you the time it would take for you to clean up your vomit...
2006-08-25 04:26:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
oh...and it can be anything someone has said to you during sex too...like I said ANYTHING!!!
2006-08-25 04:27:07 · update #1
hmm...nose bleed?...that is a new one...
2006-08-25 04:31:25 · update #2
tjbaseballsaenz...yeah I think u have me beat...mine did involve poo though...
2006-08-25 04:35:35 · update #3
I think I can beat you, here is one of the lesser ones. My ex and I both lost our virginity to eachother on a golf course by a tree. It was dark out and we couldn't see anything. It wasn't until after words that we realized we were doing it in a pile of dog sh*t. It was all over us. Thank god I had an extra pair of clothes in my trunk.
2006-08-25 04:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by tjbaseballsaenz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lived in Atlanta at the time...I met this girl at Applebee's...we went clubbin' in "Buckhead" and after about 5 clubs...we ended up at her house during the wee hours of the morning. On the lake, very upscale home, I was rather surprised that she was able to afford such a place! So...we're in her bed, and I'm knockin' it out, and no joke, I swear on my life, as I'm diggin' in with no sheets or blankets covering us, her mom slaps me right on my ***!!!! She said, "Breakfast is ready!" and started laughing as she left the room! The girl started yelling at her mom, telling her that I was not Jason? or Brian? or whoever she said... So then her mom spins around and politely shuts the door... Damn! ...Words can't even begin to describe how I felt when she slapped my ***! I had no idea anyone else was even there, and all of a sudden, just when I'm feeling like pimp-daddy magic man...SMACK!!!
2006-08-25 13:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by April20thHolidaze 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Have to be my ex telling me "No, No" when she was getting off and wanting me to choke her. Seems she had a rape complex. Didn't last. Another one just up and tells me to grab the candle she has next to the bed and drip it on her t*ts. Started squirming and clenching up. Strange. Then I had a MILF that left a streak on the sheet and I was like "WHAT THE F*CK" and she said it was from having kids that she couldn't control herself when she cummed. Either that or queefing. Hell, with all the things that happened, it's a wonder I even want to do it anymore. LOL
2006-08-25 11:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some guy got a nose bleed and when I asked him if he wanted to stop he said no he'd let it bleed. It was weird and I ended up getting covered in his blood.
2006-08-25 11:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well having sex in a swing the chain broke slaming both of us to the ground.The force ramming my man member deep in to her.
Both having orgasms that instant and breaking out into laughter.
2006-08-25 11:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Oldlover150 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the girl grabbed my prick with her hand and tried to shove it in the right place as if I didn't know where it was. when she did that her sharp fingernails dug into my manliness and it hurt like hell. made me so mad I penetrated her very rough. I think she wanted it that way.
2006-08-25 11:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by chris a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well getting caught by a co-worker in the company parking lot.
2006-08-25 11:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by LADY J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
getting a fart in my face
or me lettin out some urine by mistake
so embarassing
2006-08-25 11:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
never had sex...so thxs for the 2 :]
2006-08-25 11:33:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I my girls pu**y fart that was some funny $h!t
2006-08-25 11:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋