Is it that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had an Immaculate Conception with the Invisible Pink Unicorn, and from this a savior was born to all the world - Jesus!?
2006-08-25 04:20:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RAmen, brother.
Preach THE TRUTH!!!
2006-08-25 04:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
No. Jesus was born to the virgin Mary and was God's only begotten son.
Satan could have been the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
2006-08-25 04:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That would be pretty crazy to see a child born from something invisible. Can you imagine just walking along in the forest and there you see this baby coming out of nowhere?
2006-08-25 04:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The better question is this: Will the flying spaghetti monster's only begotten Son cast me into hell because I have only just heard his word recently and did not repent?
2006-08-25 04:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would be very careful how I characterize our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I believe God, the Father is frowning upon your flippant attitude toward His only begotten Son. I will pray for you to be enlightened.
2006-08-25 04:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Robert L 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ah lo, the Monster of Dough (as he was thence known) did say unto the Unicorn, "What uppeth Dawg?"
And yea, the did got down and did the dirty.
2006-08-25 04:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, idiot! It was the Invisible PURPLE Unicorn! Pink Unicorn was a distant relative. Get your facts straight. SAVE ME JEBUS!!
2006-08-25 04:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok since when did you start this crap? Unless someone has taken over this ID basically. Jesus isn't the child of them, nor should you use the name with that implication.
2006-08-25 04:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you for real?
we know pink unicorns were extinct at the ark.
2006-08-25 04:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by dyke_in_heat 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello dear brother Jim_Darwin.. :)
You know I love you.. :)
But it does grieve my heart to read these types of questions about my Lord.. :(
Therefore that is all I can answer to this question.. :(
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2006-08-25 04:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have to understand...you have to write a book saying that the book is right. If you did that, then you could use it to justify your beliefs and tell people they're wrong. Then you could say whatever you wanted. But you have to write a book!
2006-08-25 04:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋