in my house there is a simple law that must be obeyed, towels must not be put in with the clothes in the washing machine. today the little woman trangressed and mixed the whole lot in, luckily i seen her do it and had to sort the washing out again. now she must be punished. do i hide the keys to the drinks cabinet or deny her the fortnightly 7:30-7:35 pm friday love session.
2006-08-25 04:03:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
rjakjr: unless i was mad enough to go to a plastic surgeon and ask him to make me look like terry wogan after he swallowed a coat hanger, then yes i look like this in real life
2006-08-25 04:34:58 · update #1
7:30 - 7:35 ?! Are you including the time it takes to eat the pizza?
I'd tell her you're denying her the love session, and hand her the drinks key. She'll get so drunk you can have the love session anyway, and she won't remember.
2006-08-25 04:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by JimmerUK 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You sound kind of crazy to me......I mean what the heck is the big deal with the wash.... Do you really need that much control over her? If I were her I would forget about the drinks, totally deny you of the 5 min long "love session" and then get the heck out of dodge. I mean How could someone live with a person like you?
Maybe she was just tired of having to wash more loads of clothes than needed. Maybe she is the sane one in your household and she decided to make her life easier by mixing the towels.....ooooo yes that's right I said it. Maybe you should mix the towels what's the big deal.
2006-08-25 11:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you shittin everyone? Is this a crack at humour or are you really crazy enough to punish your wife for doing YOUR laundry. God, she should leave you and you should have to do your own laundry.
If this is just a funny little joke, I'd hide the keys. Drinking is bad for you and her. Heck, why don't you just flush them down the toilet?
2006-08-25 12:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by jewellmmc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get rid of her, if she can't get a simple thing like that right how on earth are you going to be able to trust her. If you want to keep her (god knows why you would !) then draconian measures will have to be taken. No drink and cut the love session out for six months. By god she will learn to get it right next time.
2006-08-25 11:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't deny her the love session, that would be enough punishment.
Nor the drink, it is the only good thing that is making your love session with her tolerable.
2006-08-25 11:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sierra Leone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is complete ignorance... I just wanted to know... is that really YOU in the picture??? If so, you should've been in the original Batman in 1989 not Jack Nicholson... could've pulled off the Joker role perfectly with that HUGE smile.
2006-08-25 11:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by rjakjr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a cleaner, have a Thomas Tank and take your wife out for a drink - she needs some reward for putting up with you.
2006-08-25 14:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by bambam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 minutes? O dear i'd hide the keys to the drinks cabinet if i were you LOL
2006-08-25 11:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or do your own laundry the way you like it! You over-controlling stooge. Are you OCD or what why is there a "no towels with laundry" rule anyway? If you want somthing done your way do it yourself.
2006-08-25 11:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by BOISE_DD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deny the drinks then give her some lovin, poor woman
2006-08-25 11:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by booger_eatin_retard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋